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MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. |

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[He is typically dubious of why anyone needs more than one lotion - girls are so fucking weird. He gets the one he's instructed to get, and then will just climb on up to get into position - straddling her ass and dumping way too much lotion square in the center of her back.]
Oh, that stinks.
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I β Kier! [ Typical whiny tone. She's grabbing and twisting her hair to make sure it's out of the way when she tries to look over her shoulder. ] I know that's way too much. And it doesn't stink! Stop having bad taste.
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[He's laughing a little though, the way a younger brother must always laugh, as he puts his palms to her back and moves around the huge glob of lotion. It smears. It's thick. He's having fun with it.]
It smells like you shoved a flower up my nose.
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[ Humpf. She goes back to resting her chin on her arms, flat on the bed. Except for when she starts to swing her legs a little. ]
What smells do you like, anyway? Food doesn't count.
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[To him that's a weird question. He doesn't put that much stock in smells - and he's not helped by the fact that the body sprays and colognes he's seen and used are all just weird man-oriented names. Jackhammer. Pepperspray. Gunshot.]
I like whatever Ren smells like. And you. Not- this shit, but. Sometimes you smell good.
[His hands are oily but it's not as disgustingly slick, so he rubs her shoulders as he speaks.]
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You really got a crush on her, huh.
[ Sure, there was a compliment in there for her too, but it's much better to tease him about this. ]
That's so cute.
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[He says with more embarrassment than bite.]
Did you know like, I think it was the first time we fucked around she headbutted me? It was so hot.
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[But it's fuzzy, thinking about it. He stares down at her back for a second, before resuming a massage he didn't notice he'd stopped.]
I don't wanna alarm you, sis. But I like being thrown around by hot women who can crush me like a soda can.
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Maybe because the real word is a different one. ]
You can't feel it. That's not the same as handling it.
[ But look, she isn't freaking out. ]
And she's into it?
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[Said with a scoff.]
She could like judo flip me to the floor or- [or something? it's so weird, there's like two separate memories overlapping] or like, totally put me down. But she wasn't like actually hammering on me. I think she just didn't believe me when I said I could take it. 'Cause I'm not like a six foot twink, y'know?
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[ Her skin's crawling with the feeling that that could actually happen, orβ that it already has? Stupid intrusive thoughts. ]
You're not? Gasp. We've gotta change your dating profile now. [ A beat. ] She was all worried that I was gonna be pissed that she was also hooking up with you. Forgot to bring up this detail.
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[He asks, knowing that change of tone might mean she's worried in a sense which is why he adds on:]
I uh, I think she's cool. In the way where I'm not gonna try to scare her away so you don't gotta worry about me being too stupid.
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I'm not pissed. Okay? I don't care, I'm a slut and this place has a limited supply of hot people. But mostly I don't care.
[ And a little more earnest, ]
I want you to be happy. It'd just be nicer if you were happy not getting your ass kicked, even if it is by a hot girl. But I'm glad you found someone.
[ She really does think it's cute. ]
... Do you want me to tell her I changed my mind, though?
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[He's moved with Mila, so he's still straddling her hips but now she's facing him and their hands are linked. He furrows his brows for a moment, then shakes his head.]
I'm cool with you guys hookin' up and whatever. If I say that's hot too, is it weird?
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Maybe just keep that thought between us.
[ What's another secret, right. She gives his lotion-y hand a squeeze. ]
It's even warmer now, jeez.
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An' I didn't even suggest a threesome, either.
[Ren'd probably like that. Is it not weird if- well, if it's for her benefit?]
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[ Scoring one date and their sibling, or some other family-shaped combination. Must have something to do with being desirable enough that two people would skip over every taboo just to share the third and main character.
Taboo does linger and float above like another accusation, hands still linked while her half-naked body is still between his thighs. Mila's smile softens. ]
... You're not telling anyone, right? What we did.
[ After the marathon. ]
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[Said in a softer tone too, as that buzzing little feeling of reality sits between them. He can feel her fingers in his, thumb stroking the webbing of her hand; slick with lotion, the heavy scent still wafting up. His eyes are on hers, the bridge of her nose. The cupid's bow above her lips, the swell of them and the dip of her collarbones. Before he knows better, he's looking down at her chest before glancing back up.
It's not like they were born siblings. Adopted ones are so much a trope of attraction that not only do they have their own Pornhub category, they've been in fiction for ages. So he doesn't feel bad, per se, when he feels a little thunk in his gut, low down. Not enough to pop a chub but enough to remind him he could.]
cw: back at it again (pseudo-incest)
Slowly, Mila switches their hands, her palm hugging his knuckles to guide him upward. Slipping the strap off her shoulder with her other hand, she pushes the cup aside to expose her breast, soft and sensitive under his touch when she leads him there. ]
This.
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[It's like his breath is held for him in his chest - hand lead to her breast, fingers smoothing over it with tender care. He kneads the swell, slowly inhaling as he does it, feeling a warm flutter under his sternum. His other hand is needy too, sliding up her stomach to the other cup, peeling it down so he can massage both breasts at once, inadvertently rolling his hips to hers - feeling every layer of resistant fall away bit by bit as he does so.]
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Mila made so many excuses last time (there was a promise, they were watching all that stuff together, it'd be quick, no one had to know) and now there's none of that to take refuge in, no shelter for her mind to run off to and separate reality from its implications. We're both adopted, there's no blood relation is another one that can play all day long, but she still calls Kieran her brother. She still treats him like one, when they're not doing something that's already threatening to leave a damp spot of arousal in her panties. ]
Yeah.
[ Soft, encouraging, with a hint of needy. ]
Do you like them, Kier?
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[He says, kneading them tightly; he brushes over her nipples, caressing them until he feels them nice and hard against his thumbs. He could stay like this indefinitely, cupping them, feeling them, but his eyes flick up to hers again and he doesn't want to keep it 'chaste'. He shifts his hips back, one hand moving to part her legs so he can fit between them.
He leans down to kiss her neck, ever so light - almost like he knows it isn't right - and then he moves his lips down. He kisses down her chest, pressing his mouth to her right breast, tongue up the inner curve until he's sucking on her nipple just to taste it. He kneads the other one with his left hand, and his right hand is between her legs, feeling for her arousal so he can feed into it with the attentive swirl of his tongue and the suction of his mouth.]
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Ohβ
[ Both hands above her head, lightly scratching the headboard, she knits her brows and shifts her hips suddenly. Mila's reaction might look like discomfort, but the whimper paints a different picture, nipples peaked and tender, sending sweet little jolts of pleasure straight to her dick with every flick of a tongue or finger, every suckle. She could come like this, she thinks, and then he cups her bulge, already pressing back with heat, already firm. Mila can't help the urgent roll into that touch. She wants to make sure he knows the effect he's had in just a few minutes.
She takes the hand on her chest, mouth open, tongue exposed, to lavishly suck on two fingers, sliding them past the ring of her lips and back out, licking them wet for a little show. Mila swallows excess saliva with a murmur, watching her brother as she puts his hand on her breast again. ]
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Kieran's other hand is pulling down her panties, pushing up her knees to get them off - and struggling in the action because he refuses to stop playing with her breast. It doesn't occur to him to think twice about this - what if someone walks in, what if word gets around - none of that matters. A bubble of silence envelopes them and all he can think of is her body.]
Fuck, I just- I wanna...
[-fuck you.]
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cw: still incest btw
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