guess who!

[bronze]

what's this? it seems like there's a board game for you and a friend to play — one guess who, featuring all the guests currently in saltburnt! post a blank top-level with your character and play the game in the comments, keeping your assigned character in mind (you'll want a different character for each thread, fyi!).

for ease's sake, all threads will be outside of the au event 🖤

Comments

will graham

[disarrayed]

[temporicide]

Do you think yours is cute?

[mygoodsir]

Are they possessed of ridiculous abdominal muscles?

louis de pointe du lac

[missed]

[holyposition]

Is your person...from "Earth" as we know it?

quentin toma

[longitudinal]

[kobes]

[he's got a little laminated sheet of everyone in salt and a dry erase marker because he loves games :3]

Is yours a man?

ani mikheeva.

[haggle]

[kobes]

Oh, um, here, these work better --

[he laminated his copy like a bingo sheet because he's a professional -- you get one too, ani :)]

Um, is yours...a man?

[haggle]

Sure. ( a dainty shrug, floaty syllables. ) If you want to generously call him that.

( her choice of colorful words whited out, confidential, on account she intends to win. she taps a nail idly, a static of tip, tip, tip on laminated plastic. poor suckers like koby always have to play fair, but how's the saying go? never look a gift horse in the fucking mouth? god, she loves nerds sometimes. )

What's the ass look like on yours? ( this is a legitimate line of questioning. ) Hot? Not?

[ailerons]

[ Breezily, ]

Are you sure you don't want to bet on this?

[ His more important, actual question being: ]

Do they have a job?

[haggle]

You asking me if I wanna rob a baby blind? ( it's him. he's the baby. mock-gentle, ) I've got a heart, y'know?

( counterpoint: a stance so casually deadly it had to be stolen from sharon stone, down to the smolder of ani's cigarette. basic instinct, interrogation table, treating a game like success is not just a possibility but a guaranteed fact.

so, breezily: ) Nope. Yours someone you know?

[masticated]

[why is he here. why did he get stuck playing this stupid game.

hello anora. henry saber is here to brighten your day!]

Is your person someone who looks like they refold their napkin at the dinner table when they're done?

[haggle]

( unexpectedly, she barks out a laugh. a reward, bonus points, for creativity. none of that do they have a beard? shit. )

Christ, no. I hope not. Is yours your type?

( even if she's categorized that as somewhere in the vague realm of alive and breathing and within five feet of saber. )

[temporicide]

Do you think your person would jump a turnstile?

[haggle]

( well — )

I don't think they'd let a turnstile stop 'em. ( whether that's jumping over it or destroying it ... same thing, probably. ani laughs, shrugs. ) Would you sleep with yours?

jackie taylor.

[katharma]

[temujackie]

Ooh! Jackie! Does your person look like they could drive a motorcycle?

sam carpenter.

[maoa]

Harry Goodsir

[mygoodsir]

SET.

[redsoil]

klaus mikaelson ⚜️

[poppycock]

[temporicide]

[ Incredibly earnest, as flippant as this inquiry sounds on paper: ]

Do you think that yours would let me paint their face? Not in a carnival way. A ritual way.

riley finn.

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stefan salvatore.

[interpersonally]