guess who!

- what's this? it seems like there's a board game for you and a friend to play βΒ one guess who, featuring all the guests currently in saltburnt! post a blank top-level with your character and play the game in the comments, keeping your assigned character in mind (you'll want a different character for each thread, fyi!).
for ease's sake, all threads will be outside of the au event π€
shauna shipman
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Is your person a guy?
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[look less like you're having teeth pulled, shauna.]
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[ shaunaaaa come on!!! this is like when they used to play telephone in the wilderness :) ]
Um, does your person have a beard or mustache or whatever?
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Nope. Beards are kinda gross-looking. [she's thinking about ben's, but starvation beards shouldn't count.]
Is yours like -- some magical person or whatever?
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[ this has nothing to do with the game, he just feels validated ]
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Agreed. [ just on principle... ]
No, he looks pretty normal. Is yours old?
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Oh yeah. Like -- probably forty at least.
Is yours blonde?
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[ Jake snaps his gum. Grins at his own joke. ]
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[scowling, ferociously.]
Is yours a guy or a girl? [that's cheating, shauna.]
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[ Plink, plink, plink. He pushes down each plastic face practically as loudly as possible, because god loves him and has given him many talents. Shauna can cheat if she wants. What the hell does he care, so long as she keeps saying inadvertently helpful things, like pronouns. ]
Is he blonde?
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[it's not exactly cheating if she's just doing it to be mildly insulting, right?]
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Everyone's old compared to you, Sourpatch. You're twelve years old. Does he have facial hair?
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[the little noises are irritating, like water dripping from the snowmelt on the cottage's roof. she shakes it off, leaving her little tiles upright, just to be contrary.]
Nope. Does yours?
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Is yours old?
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Is yours from regular Earth?
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Is yours magic or...a vampire or whatever? [that's more than one question, shauna.]
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Is yours from before or after this time?
[ Since she took two... ]
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Are they, ah, female?
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Is this what they used to do for fun in your century? [that's -- not how you play the game, shauna.]
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We did have others. Rhyming, for example. One must give an answer of which the first word rhymes with the last of the demand addressed to you. And, ah, we would... make eggs dance?
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