guess who!

[bronze]

what's this? it seems like there's a board game for you and a friend to play — one guess who, featuring all the guests currently in saltburnt! post a blank top-level with your character and play the game in the comments, keeping your assigned character in mind (you'll want a different character for each thread, fyi!).

for ease's sake, all threads will be outside of the au event 🖤

Comments

[mygoodsir]

Tim, you are such a romantic.

Hmm.

As far as I know, yes.

Is yours athletic?

[holyposition]

Or a pervert.

They look like it. Is he older than me?

[mygoodsir]

Nonsense, you are a perfect gentleman!

No, I think close to your age.

[holyposition]

You're supposed to ask a question, Harry.

[mygoodsir]

Oh! Yes. Sorry. Woolgathering.

Oh! Are they female?

[holyposition]

...woolgathering?

Nope. Are they...magical?

[mygoodsir]

Yes, you know, thinking. Overthinking. The age thing.

I don't think so? If they are I've not seen it, which doesn't mean much.

Is yours?

[holyposition]

What's there to overthink?

I don't think so either. But I don't really know him.

Does he sound American?

[mygoodsir]

Oh, just... you know. Ruminating on being ancient.

It's more difficult when we don't know them well.

No.

Is he of an upper class?

[holyposition]

Oh, stop it. You're not even forty yet.

[ ...sigh. ]

I've never even spoken to this guy. I honestly couldn't tell you. That kind of ruins the game, doesn't it?

[mygoodsir]

My apologies, Tim.

Nor have I. Hm. We could try again, I suppose.

[holyposition]

We could play something else?

[mygoodsir]

Certainly! Only I am not well acquainted with modern parlour games. I feel not many people nowadays spin an egg for fun.

[holyposition]

Do you know truth or dare?

[mygoodsir]

Oh! Yes! One must pick one or the other, correct? And do as bid or forfeit.

[holyposition]

Yeah, exactly. So I'll pick truth, so you have to ask me something. Usually it's meant to be a little scandalous.

[mygoodsir]

Very well.

Where was the most inappropriate place you've ever been, ah. Excited? Bodily.

[holyposition]

Besides the obvious ones? I guess...my armpits?

[mygoodsir]

Oh, well, that is good to know. Although I meant a location. Next time.

I shall select... truth.

[holyposition]

Oh! Well...at church, then. But I didn't do anything about it. Except when I was...crazy, after I died.

Who was your first lover?

[mygoodsir]

Oh, well. That doesn't count. God would understand.

Oh, goodness. You're going to think so little of me, I fear. I don't know her name.

[holyposition]

I don't know. Maybe.

You cad. [ A fake gasp, playful. ] Was she a...working girl?

[ Yes, he knows that's two questions. ]

[mygoodsir]

I believe it to be so.

Ah. Well. [Might die from blushing.] Yes.

It was not my idea.

[holyposition]

There was a time I might have judged you, but I'm hardly a pillar of purity myself, as you well know.

I'll take a dare.

[mygoodsir]

To me, you transcend any such concept.

Very well, you are dared to send whatever the last image on your phone is to the last person you texted.