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๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ โฃ AUGUST TDM
AUGUST 2025 TDM: BALANCE
Welcome to SALTBURNT, a panfandom smut/thriller game based off the film Saltburn, where characters are encouraged to indulge their deepest desires. The money never runs out and the liquor never stops pouring, so you may as well indulge from the bounty. Of course, things are rarely what they seem, and the manor itself seems to have a consciousness of its own. Throw parties, trash the house, engage in youthful merriment, but remember โ dangers come out at night, and no one, no matter how rich you are, is safe from demons lurking in the shadows.
Threads can be considered game canon, provided the players agree. Players can also start fresh upon acceptance into the game. In game characters can post to the TDM directly, using ยซ NEW CHARACTER/IN GAMEยป in the header. There will be a spot below for new characters to link their toplevels for easy access. Alternatively, prompts on the Test Drive can be used for in game logs.
GOODBYE TO SALTBURNT
CONTENT WARNINGS: house fire.
The day starts much like any other โย at least in the first few moments of consciousness, chased to morning light by the pounding of a hangover, the sweaty night terrors soaking your sheets, or the scent of breakfast on the rise through the house. Well, it seems someone must've burnt the bacon, now that your nose wakes you up, which is highly unusual for the skilled chefs here at Saltburnt. Flutter your eyes open and see a pillowy cloud of smoke filtering under your door, something that manages to finally alert you to the danger you're in. Out in the hallway, flames lick up the walls, smoke and ash burning your eyes. The next move is obvious: grab whatever you can carry and get out, as quick as you can. It seems that place you've called home for a day or a year is going up in flames.
Outside, flames engulf one wing of the huge manor, invaluable trinkets laid out on the lawn from the help, usually invisible, running in and out to grab what they can spare from the flames. Of course, people offer their helpful services โ tending to burns and smoke inhalation, trying to put out the fire from whatever means they have, be it buckets of water stolen from the lake, or magical prowess from the population of guests. Regardless, the fire rages, and only manages to cease when about half of the house has been burnt down to structurally questionable bones, ashy remains, and the occasional falling cinder of burnt wood.
Before the mess, the Balfours stand in a range of different emotions โย irritation from Bunny, paranoia from Rosie. The only one who manages to attempt to find a silver lining is Portia, whose plastic smile twitches around her watery eyes, hand cinched in an iron grip around Jonty's. There's a pleading look in her eyes for all of a moment before the patriarch of the family springs (more, dustily sways) into action, calling forth, "Giles!"
The man in question appears, soot-coated and harrowed, yet still immaculately well put together, bowing slightly at the waist. "Sir?"
"The โ" he starts, somewhat unsure of himself, before solidifying his resolve. "The camping gear. In the shed."
A firm nod, manners impeccable. "At once, sir."
The day starts much like any other โย at least in the first few moments of consciousness, chased to morning light by the pounding of a hangover, the sweaty night terrors soaking your sheets, or the scent of breakfast on the rise through the house. Well, it seems someone must've burnt the bacon, now that your nose wakes you up, which is highly unusual for the skilled chefs here at Saltburnt. Flutter your eyes open and see a pillowy cloud of smoke filtering under your door, something that manages to finally alert you to the danger you're in. Out in the hallway, flames lick up the walls, smoke and ash burning your eyes. The next move is obvious: grab whatever you can carry and get out, as quick as you can. It seems that place you've called home for a day or a year is going up in flames.
Outside, flames engulf one wing of the huge manor, invaluable trinkets laid out on the lawn from the help, usually invisible, running in and out to grab what they can spare from the flames. Of course, people offer their helpful services โ tending to burns and smoke inhalation, trying to put out the fire from whatever means they have, be it buckets of water stolen from the lake, or magical prowess from the population of guests. Regardless, the fire rages, and only manages to cease when about half of the house has been burnt down to structurally questionable bones, ashy remains, and the occasional falling cinder of burnt wood.
Before the mess, the Balfours stand in a range of different emotions โย irritation from Bunny, paranoia from Rosie. The only one who manages to attempt to find a silver lining is Portia, whose plastic smile twitches around her watery eyes, hand cinched in an iron grip around Jonty's. There's a pleading look in her eyes for all of a moment before the patriarch of the family springs (more, dustily sways) into action, calling forth, "Giles!"
The man in question appears, soot-coated and harrowed, yet still immaculately well put together, bowing slightly at the waist. "Sir?"
"The โ" he starts, somewhat unsure of himself, before solidifying his resolve. "The camping gear. In the shed."
A firm nod, manners impeccable. "At once, sir."
LIVING OFF THE LAND
CONTENT WARNINGS: nsfw themes.
By mid-morning, you'll find Portia Balfour has taken โฆ liberties with the lawn decor. Aside from a brief intermission spent sobbing at the manor's scorched stonework, the lady of the manor does what she does best (in Portia's very modest opinion): she beautifies. Gone is the sad, sad state of all that empty sprawling green; what stands in its place is an encampment of tents stretching from the gardens to the forest boundary. And not your mother's backyard camping equipment, either โ that would be so terribly basic and blase, darling. They're much more exciting than that. Fresh out of the imagination of someone who clearly consolidated ideas from flipping through a Martha Stewart Magazine and browsing Coachella's website, the bell tents (100% cotton, Portia is too happy to share with you) come in a lovely selection of colors. Beige, buff, biscuit, oatmeal, fawn. And Portia's personal favorites: the chartreuse, and a shade that closely resembles bile.
At your look of confusion, or distress, or perhaps distinct horror, Portia announces, with a stiff smile to rival a fresh dosage of Botox: "It's fine. It's fine! I wanted an excuse to finally redecorate, anyway. We'll justโ we'll make a retreat out of it, my lovelies."
Well, where else are you going to go? Outside of each tent, Giles and his fellow staff have taken the time to generously assign you and your former suitemate to a shared tent, your names scribbled together in obnoxiously joyful cursive on a bright chalkboard. Just in case your amateur eyes can't distinguish between beige and oatmeal. Of course, mistakes are made. You can't possibly expect the housestaff to remember all of your names, or who you've shared space with before the "Little Setback", as Portia has taken to calling it. Some of you might find yourselves paired up with the wrong partner in the mix-up and reshuffling of housing arrangements, while others โ without suitemates, or freshly arrived โ find themselves shoved together by Giles' subpar matchmaking skills.
Whoever the two of you happen to be, you'll find that โ while the interior is positively spacious โ some concessions had to be made. Namely: there is, in fact, only one bed. Or, in your case, only one sleeping bag. Designed to lovingly cradle two bodies in disturbingly close proximity, your organic, artisan cashmere sleeping bag comes with only a narrowed zipper for entry and one built-in memory foam pillow, so you can meditate by listening to your partner's breathing at all times. Portia's private DJ turned ex-fling turned self-proclaimed intimacy coach, Ezio, insists it helps you and your partner connect to the same emotional frequency for maximum bonding. Whatever that means.
Luckily, not all of your belongings were unsalvageable. Giles has painstakingly begun the process of transferring supplies into your tent, from changes of clothes to personal effects to underwear you're 70% sure belong to another resident. Among them, you'll find both a camp counselor uniform that looks like it was pulled off the rack from an adult novelty shop, and a pair of athletic short-shorts and white tank tops for your scheduled summertime activities.
The generosity doesn't end there โ with Ezio's advice, Portia has arranged a gift bag for each tent, meant to strengthen ties amongst the House's residents. What better time to connect than in the wake of such a tragedy? Inside, guests will find: a guided erotic meditation track, mood-boosting meditative candles in scents such as Nag Champa and Afternoon Scrapbooking, a set of silk ribbons with slogans reading Surrender and Trust, heated massage oils marked for tension release, an ergonomically-shaped crystal pleasure wand sculpted from Rose Quartz meant for "grounding and release", silicone bands for your, ahem, instrument to help harness your "root chakra", and a guided positions manual for Kama Sutra with Portia's favorites meticulously circled. Happy healing!
No summer camp trip would be complete without activities. Ezio, allergic to wearing anything that isn't a breathable speedo, leads a series of trust-building exercises. A blindfolded obstacle course, set up with chairs hauled down from the attic as well as pool noodles and cardboard boxes, requires one partner to lead the other successfully to the end. Ezio's twist? You can only direct your partner through sincere, heartfelt compliments in the vein of, "you look so pretty when you're confused." If you lose patience and swear, you're forced to mandatorily hug each other โ medically effective to reduce your blood pressure! For the detail-oriented, there's the Human Scavenger Hunt. Sitting in meditative circles, you're given a list of clues to find on your partner's body, ranging from locating the part of their skin that's softest to finding their ticklish points. That birthmark on your buttcheek will come to light. For the more athletically inclined, there's the honeyspoon race โ with your mouth as the spoon. It's your job to transfer as much honey as you can into your partner's mouth without spilling. Or perhaps you'd prefer less mouth-to-mouth contact in the piggyback race, or a vanilla and traditional game of Tug of War, or even Bunny Balfour's strange rendition of Jason at Camp Crystal Lake. Those of you who can't outrun the killer get helped to a nice dousing of red food coloring you can cleanse off in the communal showers positioned at the treeline, with nothing blocking the rest of the camp's view of your natural assets.
Mealtimes are rigidly run as scheduled by Giles' demand, though the Balfours' menu is rather limited to simpler cuisine this month. Toad in a Hole, Angels on Horseback, Bubbles and Squeak, and what looks to be a charming attempt at S'mores served on digestive biscuits โ all dutifully charred over a campfire and served with a variety of fine vintages spared from the worst of the flames. And if you come underdressed for the occasion? "We dress for dinner," Portia remarks from her place at the head of a honey-oaked picnic bench, overlage sunglasses shielding her eyes. You get the impression she's looking down her nose at your choice of wardrobe, anyway. "Black tie. No exceptions."
Eat up, gather your energy; you'll need it for what comes next.
By mid-morning, you'll find Portia Balfour has taken โฆ liberties with the lawn decor. Aside from a brief intermission spent sobbing at the manor's scorched stonework, the lady of the manor does what she does best (in Portia's very modest opinion): she beautifies. Gone is the sad, sad state of all that empty sprawling green; what stands in its place is an encampment of tents stretching from the gardens to the forest boundary. And not your mother's backyard camping equipment, either โ that would be so terribly basic and blase, darling. They're much more exciting than that. Fresh out of the imagination of someone who clearly consolidated ideas from flipping through a Martha Stewart Magazine and browsing Coachella's website, the bell tents (100% cotton, Portia is too happy to share with you) come in a lovely selection of colors. Beige, buff, biscuit, oatmeal, fawn. And Portia's personal favorites: the chartreuse, and a shade that closely resembles bile.
At your look of confusion, or distress, or perhaps distinct horror, Portia announces, with a stiff smile to rival a fresh dosage of Botox: "It's fine. It's fine! I wanted an excuse to finally redecorate, anyway. We'll justโ we'll make a retreat out of it, my lovelies."
Well, where else are you going to go? Outside of each tent, Giles and his fellow staff have taken the time to generously assign you and your former suitemate to a shared tent, your names scribbled together in obnoxiously joyful cursive on a bright chalkboard. Just in case your amateur eyes can't distinguish between beige and oatmeal. Of course, mistakes are made. You can't possibly expect the housestaff to remember all of your names, or who you've shared space with before the "Little Setback", as Portia has taken to calling it. Some of you might find yourselves paired up with the wrong partner in the mix-up and reshuffling of housing arrangements, while others โ without suitemates, or freshly arrived โ find themselves shoved together by Giles' subpar matchmaking skills.
Whoever the two of you happen to be, you'll find that โ while the interior is positively spacious โ some concessions had to be made. Namely: there is, in fact, only one bed. Or, in your case, only one sleeping bag. Designed to lovingly cradle two bodies in disturbingly close proximity, your organic, artisan cashmere sleeping bag comes with only a narrowed zipper for entry and one built-in memory foam pillow, so you can meditate by listening to your partner's breathing at all times. Portia's private DJ turned ex-fling turned self-proclaimed intimacy coach, Ezio, insists it helps you and your partner connect to the same emotional frequency for maximum bonding. Whatever that means.
Luckily, not all of your belongings were unsalvageable. Giles has painstakingly begun the process of transferring supplies into your tent, from changes of clothes to personal effects to underwear you're 70% sure belong to another resident. Among them, you'll find both a camp counselor uniform that looks like it was pulled off the rack from an adult novelty shop, and a pair of athletic short-shorts and white tank tops for your scheduled summertime activities.
The generosity doesn't end there โ with Ezio's advice, Portia has arranged a gift bag for each tent, meant to strengthen ties amongst the House's residents. What better time to connect than in the wake of such a tragedy? Inside, guests will find: a guided erotic meditation track, mood-boosting meditative candles in scents such as Nag Champa and Afternoon Scrapbooking, a set of silk ribbons with slogans reading Surrender and Trust, heated massage oils marked for tension release, an ergonomically-shaped crystal pleasure wand sculpted from Rose Quartz meant for "grounding and release", silicone bands for your, ahem, instrument to help harness your "root chakra", and a guided positions manual for Kama Sutra with Portia's favorites meticulously circled. Happy healing!
No summer camp trip would be complete without activities. Ezio, allergic to wearing anything that isn't a breathable speedo, leads a series of trust-building exercises. A blindfolded obstacle course, set up with chairs hauled down from the attic as well as pool noodles and cardboard boxes, requires one partner to lead the other successfully to the end. Ezio's twist? You can only direct your partner through sincere, heartfelt compliments in the vein of, "you look so pretty when you're confused." If you lose patience and swear, you're forced to mandatorily hug each other โ medically effective to reduce your blood pressure! For the detail-oriented, there's the Human Scavenger Hunt. Sitting in meditative circles, you're given a list of clues to find on your partner's body, ranging from locating the part of their skin that's softest to finding their ticklish points. That birthmark on your buttcheek will come to light. For the more athletically inclined, there's the honeyspoon race โ with your mouth as the spoon. It's your job to transfer as much honey as you can into your partner's mouth without spilling. Or perhaps you'd prefer less mouth-to-mouth contact in the piggyback race, or a vanilla and traditional game of Tug of War, or even Bunny Balfour's strange rendition of Jason at Camp Crystal Lake. Those of you who can't outrun the killer get helped to a nice dousing of red food coloring you can cleanse off in the communal showers positioned at the treeline, with nothing blocking the rest of the camp's view of your natural assets.
Mealtimes are rigidly run as scheduled by Giles' demand, though the Balfours' menu is rather limited to simpler cuisine this month. Toad in a Hole, Angels on Horseback, Bubbles and Squeak, and what looks to be a charming attempt at S'mores served on digestive biscuits โ all dutifully charred over a campfire and served with a variety of fine vintages spared from the worst of the flames. And if you come underdressed for the occasion? "We dress for dinner," Portia remarks from her place at the head of a honey-oaked picnic bench, overlage sunglasses shielding her eyes. You get the impression she's looking down her nose at your choice of wardrobe, anyway. "Black tie. No exceptions."
Eat up, gather your energy; you'll need it for what comes next.
TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAM WORK
CONTENT WARNINGS: emeto, slight body horror, potential character death, fuck or die.
While you were all asleep in your spacious tents and unspacious sleeping bags, the maze has shifted form, spreading its sections along the entire grounds of the house. You wake from what should be the end of your glamping spree already lost in a part of the sprawling labyrinth, maybe with your tent-mate, or the person you spent the night with, or someone completely new. Youโre only sure of one thing โ it seems like youโve suddenly developed a pesky case of allergies. It starts with an uncomfortable pins and needles sensation that crawls over your entire body as you start to move. Sweat dampens your clothes despite the towering blossoms offering a rather pleasant shade from the sun, and soon your teeth are chattering with chills. So maybe youโve caught a summer cold, or some of you might be spreading mono from having a pair of too-loose lips. In any case, itโs probably nothing you havenโt dealt with before, and it wonโt stop you from finding your way out of the maze.
The natural thought would be to utilize your own skillset to escape, but you quickly realize that using any magical abilities yields no results upon the thick foliage โ or at least you think thereโs no effect. If you try to use fire to burn down a part of the maze, not only does it not work for you, but now, in a part of the maze opposite to you, there are burning flames that other house guests will have to get past. Being big and bad, in this case, means youโre probably just an asshole now. As you stumble through the maze, you encounter more and more magical obstacles that you might begin to recognize as coming from your own friends. Looks like everyoneโs desperate to get out, and youโre only making things worse. (If your character tries to use their magic, please submit it here, so others can play with it!)
Speaking of worse, those allergies are swiftly advancing into a full blown infection from โ you guessed it โ the foliage of the maze itself. The constant reproducing and shifting is caused by THE BOGWOOD BLIGHT, evident by the dark lesions spotting the plant stems, and white, fuzzy spores clinging to the undersides of the leaves. Your symptoms progress into searing pain as flowers, branches, and thorns begin to grow inside of you, your vomit coming up bloody and thick with masses of dead leaves. Young vines and tiny flowers seem to spool out from your own hair, curling around your throat if you donโt keep up with tearing them out. Hallucinations plague your mind, sharp desire both violent and sexual permeating your senses and threatening to push all other reasonable thoughts out.
It would be easy to succumb to this sickness, to let your base instincts fight or fuck one another until youโre all hopelessly lost and doomed to a certain death in the labyrinth. But there is a way out, for those who can hold on to their sanity and bear through the pain: participate in the trials, and earn your freedom.
These trials? Nothing like the fun and games of a night camping beneath the stars. The verdant landscape of the neatly trimmed maze has become flush with deadly obstacles, and itโs up to you to get past them all. Naturally, your first instinct is to grab your trusty iPhone and reach out to your closest and most trusted companions โ but everything you send reaches the recipient in a way that utterly twists your intentions. A simple are you okay? turns into Iโm glad to finally be rid of you. Trying to reunite with a loved one throws you for another loop when you finally do find them โ three loops, in fact, because you encounter three identical copies of your love, all trying to convince you theyโre the real one. In order to reveal the truth and continue your journey along the maze, drive a thorn into one of their hearts. Hope you know your lovers well. Maybe a little physical touch will help?
The maze might break into a small clearing for you, a wide open space with checkerboarded grass filling from one edge of the field to the other โ two different tones of the same haunted green pervasive through the labyrinth. Certain spaces are occupied by expertly crafted hedges to resemble all the familiar pieces to a chess board, while the Kings are left empty, awaiting you and an opponent. Take your positions, or wait for a stranger to stumble upon you, if you were unlucky enough to face the maze by yourself, and play the game according to all ordinary rules of chess. Following a checkmate, you have the option of how youโll claim dominion over the opposite side, or how theyโll claim it over you โ a slap or a kiss will suffice, to earn your win. Strangely, physical touch seems to relieve the worst of your allergies. These things do have a way of escalating, donโt they? Best to keep your wits about you.
For those of you prone to clumsiness, youโre probably doomed already, but the viper pits are an easy trap for even the most seasoned of the bunch. Take one step, and the ground gives way beneath your feet, plunging you into a dark, flinty hole in the earth. The injuries you might have sustained on the way down are the least of your worries. Inside the pervasive darkness of the pit, itโs time to face your vipers โ that is, your worst fears seem to press in on you, terror blooming in your very bones until your own nauseating dread is all you can feel. Maybe it's actual vipers, or rough waters pulling you down, or a thousand razors cutting your skin โย the mystery of the dark is that anything can be inside it, waiting. Maybe youโll be lucky enough to have a friend risk it all to help you out, but you can always just save yourself, clawing to the top while your greatest fears weigh you down.
If you manage to avoid the pits, theyโre not the only deadly thing on the ground. Step close enough to smell the honeysuckle and youโll feel a sharp clamp around your ankle. Vines, slithering out from the foliage, wrap themselves around your body in near shibari style โ and these vines like to fondle and grope, ramping up the sexual side of your infection symptoms. The only way to get free? Turn to someone else struggling in the vine trap and get frisky โ or let the vines turn from pleasure to true pain as they slowly squeeze the life out of you. Orgasm or die. It's a pretty easy choice, isn't it?
Just when you think itโs the dehydration of too many long days and nights scrambling through the maze that will kill you, youโre lucky enough to happen upon a water source โ one of the many beautiful fountains, shimmering ponds, or rustic bird baths dotting the path of the maze. Whichever it is, youโre parched enough to drink deep despite the possibility of bird shit floating around. As you crouch over the water, your reflection stares back at you โ only itโs either your most perfect self that you wish you could be, or the worst version of you that you fear youโve already become. Once you catch your reflectionโs eye, youโre caught, unable to stop yourself from being pulled into the waterโs depths. The bird bath overflows, the pond turns dark and bottomless, and the gilded fountain statues laugh at your plight as you struggle to keep yourself from drowning. Time to face those ugly truths about yourself โ fast.
After your harrowing ordeals, you reach what can only be the end โ a narrow pathway lined with thorn-filled hedges, too thick and solid to pry through. The only way forward is onto the path. Luckily, a piece of bright hope shimmers before you โ a single strand of golden thread, hopefully leading you out into the world once more. You step onto the path, following the glimmering thread, and it seems like all is well until the moment someone enters the path behind you. The hedges rush toward you, brutally narrowing the space as thorns dig into your flesh and rip fresh wounds across your body. Looks like only one of you can complete this painfully claustrophobic trial at a time, and the other has to watch your slow and bloody suffering, waiting for the moment the walls part and you can rejoin your love without consequence. Better hurry to get there. Theyโre going to need some patching up once theyโre done.
As you escape the stifling thorns, finally emerging on the other side and collapsing with relief to be free and hopefully to get some help for your worsening illness, you realize with a sick drop of your stomach that you havenโt made it out after all. The golden thread has led you into the heart of the maze, where you know the Balfourโs beloved Minotaur statue should beโฆ only itโs nowhere to be found. Instead, there are two statues towering over your pathetic form: Medusa cast in gold, and Midas carved in stone.
While you were all asleep in your spacious tents and unspacious sleeping bags, the maze has shifted form, spreading its sections along the entire grounds of the house. You wake from what should be the end of your glamping spree already lost in a part of the sprawling labyrinth, maybe with your tent-mate, or the person you spent the night with, or someone completely new. Youโre only sure of one thing โ it seems like youโve suddenly developed a pesky case of allergies. It starts with an uncomfortable pins and needles sensation that crawls over your entire body as you start to move. Sweat dampens your clothes despite the towering blossoms offering a rather pleasant shade from the sun, and soon your teeth are chattering with chills. So maybe youโve caught a summer cold, or some of you might be spreading mono from having a pair of too-loose lips. In any case, itโs probably nothing you havenโt dealt with before, and it wonโt stop you from finding your way out of the maze.
The natural thought would be to utilize your own skillset to escape, but you quickly realize that using any magical abilities yields no results upon the thick foliage โ or at least you think thereโs no effect. If you try to use fire to burn down a part of the maze, not only does it not work for you, but now, in a part of the maze opposite to you, there are burning flames that other house guests will have to get past. Being big and bad, in this case, means youโre probably just an asshole now. As you stumble through the maze, you encounter more and more magical obstacles that you might begin to recognize as coming from your own friends. Looks like everyoneโs desperate to get out, and youโre only making things worse. (If your character tries to use their magic, please submit it here, so others can play with it!)
Speaking of worse, those allergies are swiftly advancing into a full blown infection from โ you guessed it โ the foliage of the maze itself. The constant reproducing and shifting is caused by THE BOGWOOD BLIGHT, evident by the dark lesions spotting the plant stems, and white, fuzzy spores clinging to the undersides of the leaves. Your symptoms progress into searing pain as flowers, branches, and thorns begin to grow inside of you, your vomit coming up bloody and thick with masses of dead leaves. Young vines and tiny flowers seem to spool out from your own hair, curling around your throat if you donโt keep up with tearing them out. Hallucinations plague your mind, sharp desire both violent and sexual permeating your senses and threatening to push all other reasonable thoughts out.
It would be easy to succumb to this sickness, to let your base instincts fight or fuck one another until youโre all hopelessly lost and doomed to a certain death in the labyrinth. But there is a way out, for those who can hold on to their sanity and bear through the pain: participate in the trials, and earn your freedom.
These trials? Nothing like the fun and games of a night camping beneath the stars. The verdant landscape of the neatly trimmed maze has become flush with deadly obstacles, and itโs up to you to get past them all. Naturally, your first instinct is to grab your trusty iPhone and reach out to your closest and most trusted companions โ but everything you send reaches the recipient in a way that utterly twists your intentions. A simple are you okay? turns into Iโm glad to finally be rid of you. Trying to reunite with a loved one throws you for another loop when you finally do find them โ three loops, in fact, because you encounter three identical copies of your love, all trying to convince you theyโre the real one. In order to reveal the truth and continue your journey along the maze, drive a thorn into one of their hearts. Hope you know your lovers well. Maybe a little physical touch will help?
The maze might break into a small clearing for you, a wide open space with checkerboarded grass filling from one edge of the field to the other โ two different tones of the same haunted green pervasive through the labyrinth. Certain spaces are occupied by expertly crafted hedges to resemble all the familiar pieces to a chess board, while the Kings are left empty, awaiting you and an opponent. Take your positions, or wait for a stranger to stumble upon you, if you were unlucky enough to face the maze by yourself, and play the game according to all ordinary rules of chess. Following a checkmate, you have the option of how youโll claim dominion over the opposite side, or how theyโll claim it over you โ a slap or a kiss will suffice, to earn your win. Strangely, physical touch seems to relieve the worst of your allergies. These things do have a way of escalating, donโt they? Best to keep your wits about you.
For those of you prone to clumsiness, youโre probably doomed already, but the viper pits are an easy trap for even the most seasoned of the bunch. Take one step, and the ground gives way beneath your feet, plunging you into a dark, flinty hole in the earth. The injuries you might have sustained on the way down are the least of your worries. Inside the pervasive darkness of the pit, itโs time to face your vipers โ that is, your worst fears seem to press in on you, terror blooming in your very bones until your own nauseating dread is all you can feel. Maybe it's actual vipers, or rough waters pulling you down, or a thousand razors cutting your skin โย the mystery of the dark is that anything can be inside it, waiting. Maybe youโll be lucky enough to have a friend risk it all to help you out, but you can always just save yourself, clawing to the top while your greatest fears weigh you down.
If you manage to avoid the pits, theyโre not the only deadly thing on the ground. Step close enough to smell the honeysuckle and youโll feel a sharp clamp around your ankle. Vines, slithering out from the foliage, wrap themselves around your body in near shibari style โ and these vines like to fondle and grope, ramping up the sexual side of your infection symptoms. The only way to get free? Turn to someone else struggling in the vine trap and get frisky โ or let the vines turn from pleasure to true pain as they slowly squeeze the life out of you. Orgasm or die. It's a pretty easy choice, isn't it?
Just when you think itโs the dehydration of too many long days and nights scrambling through the maze that will kill you, youโre lucky enough to happen upon a water source โ one of the many beautiful fountains, shimmering ponds, or rustic bird baths dotting the path of the maze. Whichever it is, youโre parched enough to drink deep despite the possibility of bird shit floating around. As you crouch over the water, your reflection stares back at you โ only itโs either your most perfect self that you wish you could be, or the worst version of you that you fear youโve already become. Once you catch your reflectionโs eye, youโre caught, unable to stop yourself from being pulled into the waterโs depths. The bird bath overflows, the pond turns dark and bottomless, and the gilded fountain statues laugh at your plight as you struggle to keep yourself from drowning. Time to face those ugly truths about yourself โ fast.
After your harrowing ordeals, you reach what can only be the end โ a narrow pathway lined with thorn-filled hedges, too thick and solid to pry through. The only way forward is onto the path. Luckily, a piece of bright hope shimmers before you โ a single strand of golden thread, hopefully leading you out into the world once more. You step onto the path, following the glimmering thread, and it seems like all is well until the moment someone enters the path behind you. The hedges rush toward you, brutally narrowing the space as thorns dig into your flesh and rip fresh wounds across your body. Looks like only one of you can complete this painfully claustrophobic trial at a time, and the other has to watch your slow and bloody suffering, waiting for the moment the walls part and you can rejoin your love without consequence. Better hurry to get there. Theyโre going to need some patching up once theyโre done.
As you escape the stifling thorns, finally emerging on the other side and collapsing with relief to be free and hopefully to get some help for your worsening illness, you realize with a sick drop of your stomach that you havenโt made it out after all. The golden thread has led you into the heart of the maze, where you know the Balfourโs beloved Minotaur statue should beโฆ only itโs nowhere to be found. Instead, there are two statues towering over your pathetic form: Medusa cast in gold, and Midas carved in stone.
MATERIAL GIRLS
CONTENT WARNINGS: potential character death, loss of limbs.
It's been a long, harrowing journey, but you're here now, likely with some friendships or trauma-bonds made along the way, which is what summer camp is all about. Each of the statues before you is decorated with a marble slab at the base, detailing EYE TO EYE below Medusa and HAND IN HAND below Midas. Curiosity eventually wins out against wariness โย or maybe the charms of the maze have worn thin on you through the days, frustration guiding your motion. Whatever the case, you weigh your options and choose accordingly between the two, stepping forward and sealing your fate.
EYE TO EYE โ Look to Medusa for a few seconds, and a door will appear beside her, granting you free exit from the maze. However, for the following days, you begin to change. It starts at your fingertips, gradually spreading from arm to shoulder to neck, and so on, transmuting your body from flesh and blood to cold, icy stone. Those affected start to lean into their darker side, turning from the hero to the villain, the kind to the cruel. To stop your gravelly fate, amends must be made โ forgive someone who wronged you, love someone you hate, clear up a misunderstanding you've let fester inside, make up for some injustice you've committed in your life. Give them the knife and let them start cutting. Beg for penance, and whether or not you receive it is beside the point โ the begging is enough to redeem you in Medusa's eye.
HAND IN HAND โย Alternatively, hold the hand Midas extends for a few seconds, and a door will appear beside him, granting you free exit from the maze. However, for the following days, you too start to change, following the same pattern of those more Medusa inclined โย but gilt instead of stony, turning gold from the outside in. Those affected lean further into their brighter, more pleasant sides, cheer replacing sorrow, your mood uplifted to a potentially overbearing degree. To stop your gilded fate, sacrifices must be made โย reveal a deep rooted secret, let go of something you're insecure about, give away something of important value to you. Material good are nice, yes, but do you know what Midas would like even more? Limbs, eyes, flesh, blood, something you're really going to miss.
Regardless of your choice, you're out of the maze, congrats! Act swiftly and all will be fine. Dither and, well โย you'll make a beautiful, statue-corpse eventually, and the maze would be happy to have you. Of course, even a successful solution will take time to settle in. Your stony, golden limbs revert as slowly as they crawled up on you, any severed body parts taking days to reform but eventually coming back as good as new, with a small memorializing token โย a hand or an eye shaped birthmark to remember what you've lost.
Out of the maze, you can see the work being done on the house, renovations well underway while you were busy messing around. It was so kind of you to give the Balfours the chance to start working on the house โย and while it's unlivable for the next while, there are always the tents to keep you warm.
It's been a long, harrowing journey, but you're here now, likely with some friendships or trauma-bonds made along the way, which is what summer camp is all about. Each of the statues before you is decorated with a marble slab at the base, detailing EYE TO EYE below Medusa and HAND IN HAND below Midas. Curiosity eventually wins out against wariness โย or maybe the charms of the maze have worn thin on you through the days, frustration guiding your motion. Whatever the case, you weigh your options and choose accordingly between the two, stepping forward and sealing your fate.
EYE TO EYE โ Look to Medusa for a few seconds, and a door will appear beside her, granting you free exit from the maze. However, for the following days, you begin to change. It starts at your fingertips, gradually spreading from arm to shoulder to neck, and so on, transmuting your body from flesh and blood to cold, icy stone. Those affected start to lean into their darker side, turning from the hero to the villain, the kind to the cruel. To stop your gravelly fate, amends must be made โ forgive someone who wronged you, love someone you hate, clear up a misunderstanding you've let fester inside, make up for some injustice you've committed in your life. Give them the knife and let them start cutting. Beg for penance, and whether or not you receive it is beside the point โ the begging is enough to redeem you in Medusa's eye.
HAND IN HAND โย Alternatively, hold the hand Midas extends for a few seconds, and a door will appear beside him, granting you free exit from the maze. However, for the following days, you too start to change, following the same pattern of those more Medusa inclined โย but gilt instead of stony, turning gold from the outside in. Those affected lean further into their brighter, more pleasant sides, cheer replacing sorrow, your mood uplifted to a potentially overbearing degree. To stop your gilded fate, sacrifices must be made โย reveal a deep rooted secret, let go of something you're insecure about, give away something of important value to you. Material good are nice, yes, but do you know what Midas would like even more? Limbs, eyes, flesh, blood, something you're really going to miss.
Regardless of your choice, you're out of the maze, congrats! Act swiftly and all will be fine. Dither and, well โย you'll make a beautiful, statue-corpse eventually, and the maze would be happy to have you. Of course, even a successful solution will take time to settle in. Your stony, golden limbs revert as slowly as they crawled up on you, any severed body parts taking days to reform but eventually coming back as good as new, with a small memorializing token โย a hand or an eye shaped birthmark to remember what you've lost.
Out of the maze, you can see the work being done on the house, renovations well underway while you were busy messing around. It was so kind of you to give the Balfours the chance to start working on the house โย and while it's unlivable for the next while, there are always the tents to keep you warm.
DIRECTORY
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There's plenty. ( he gestures to the general space beside him, the pages of his novel flapping gently. it's more likely enough room rather than an abundance, but he's been known to embellish for his own purposes. as for if he's wearing enough: a ribbed tank and a pair of thin pajama pants, the elastic of which can be spotted peeking out of the sleeping bag when stefan draws closer.
he might've nicked a few things in search of creature comforts. )
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( He hasn't scrolled through it all, but a lot of it is "current."
stefan did grab looser sweatpants, and a few shirts. in this case, white tank as well. he'll do better in the morning. he's sure someone will set up stalls, or something, for anyone that might want more.
there's room, though, and he is tired enough to slide inside. his leg brushes klaus' as he repositions the pillow underneath him. )
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klaus takes a peek at the ipod in stefan's hand. he's curious, and hopeful: ) Is there really more than top 20 rubbish on there?
cw. mentions of suicide re kurt cobain
he grabs the book klaus is reading, to flip through it, see why it's holding his interest.
he looks over at the iPod on the ground and offers it to Klaus. ) See for yourself. It has range.
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his elbow, as he shifts further horizontal, presses against stefan's arm. he removes another pillow from below his head and scrolls through the limited options. he holds it aloft for them both to see. )
What would you suggest? "Smells Like Teen Spirit?" That hardly proves your point. ( he pauses on a passing song. sarcasm drips from his voice. ) Ah, yes, Nickelback. You're right. What range.
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( But, which Nickelback, Klaus. Stefan rolls his eyes as he scans the options, closing the book in his hand. Oh, had he lost Klaus' place. Maybe that's what happens when you're mocked sharing the same sleeping bag. )
Heart-Shaped Box.
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ten more seconds pass. disagreement becomes difficult. )
Better than I remember. In my defense, I was in a foul mood that decade.
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( He waited for Klaus' reaction, shifting down again, letting his eyes shut. Don't tell him. Something about his siblings or Elijah, or Rose, or Katherine? )
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What were you up to before the century's turn, Stefan? ( klaus realizes he doesn't know. his curiosity is bright suddenly, in the quiet intimacy of their tent, arms pressed against each other. )
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What was he up to? right before the turn of the century. ) I had a best friend, Lexi. She insisted I come stay with her, that if everything was going to go to shit the minute the clock hit the year 2000 that she wouldn't want to be with anyone else. ( 1999 was a bit of a blur. ) And, yes, we went to a Y2K party, and yes I we were those glasses.
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Does that mean there are pictures? ( if only there were, and they were in the world they were meant to be, klaus wouldn't need survive with just his imagination. ) I don't believe I've met Lexi.
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he knows too, that complex mixture of love and hate; treachery and loyalty; and grief and acceptance that lives on between siblings. )
Effective. ( the word is soft. in more ways then one, it was. )
What did you like about her?
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She got me to come out of my shell. Never let me hide in the background. She was a terrible influence. We loved going to concerts together. Madison Square Garden is still the single best venue for a Bon Jovi concert. She saw the good in what we were. In... kind of everything. And she had very few limits. She'd... encourage this arrangement.
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but no more. the vicious circle of their offenses, and everything else, is over.
what stefan describes is different than that bond. good, real, pure friendship. the likes of which he has rarely, if ever, truly experienced. whatever comment sits at the tip of his tongue, shaded by his own envy, dies at his last.
klaus is quiet a beat. ) Arrangement?
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( That, until now, has been pretty unspoken. Does he know if it would go beyond Saltburnt? They live separate lives. He has a daughter. Stefan had Ivy for -- some time. )
Being friends.
( He leans in, bushy eyebrows encouraging, smile hopefully showing that )
I like what we're doing Klaus.
( But, also, maybe don't make it weird. He doesn't say that, he wouldn't say that. It does feel like a series of decisions, though. Like Klaus is who he trusts most in this house, when it should be Damon. But if it weren't Stefan and it weren't Klaus, who would it be for them. Who are they to each other?
He sighs again, apologetic. )
I didn't mean arrangement. But, we are doing something. Consciously, on our parts.
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there is quiet, too, in the tent.
in the lengthening dark, stefan's eyes are a honeyed sea-green by the light of the lantern. he remembers, in another life, sketching them with near-obsession, attempting again and again to get the color just right; to paint the thickness of his eyelashes just so.
his lips part with the force of that fabricated love. he blinks and looks away, to the curved slope of the tent. it wasn't real. in his heart, that sort of devotion did not occur. but stefan's arm, tight around his shoulders in a chicago bar, did. their bloody, reckless friendship, culminating here, in this tent, did. the never-ending drinks, confidences, and conversations that have flowed with such ease, did. as if the clock was turned back, or turned forward, rather, to something simpler.
yes. they are doing something.
his heart beats wilder in his chest. he wants to quell it, to slow it, to have control over its abandon.
in the end, what decides him is want, hot and curious. the acknowledgement that wherever this leads, it will not deter his commitment to what matters the most. )
I am curious. What's changed. ( a question and a confession both. )
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( Here, he means.
From back home, everything. Stefan isn't the same person he was when he'd first set foot in Saltburnt. He is no longer as bitter, as jaded, as isolated as he was in Georgia. No longer has reason to be. He has his brother here and the truth that his brother returns to him - with Bonnie, it sounds like.
What's changed is, it's easy, and he's on a vampire slayer's hit list. He's on the outs with his brother. And before that, he was divorced from everything he knew. He was a different person in a different life resigned to skimmed checks and half-answers with his younger girlfriend. )
Maybe I have.
( He doesn't know, he hasn't thought too hard about it.
In the still of the night or the quiet of the morning, it's impossible not to think back to the other world. His connections. His son. His ex-wife. And his schoolboy love. He doesn't feel it anymore, only the ghost of what they were to each other, but he does need people he can trust.
The both of them would betray one another for their family, and they're both aware of that fact. It's safer here and he'd rather have Klaus on his side and under thumb (under him...) than as a wildcard. )
Do you not want to keep doing this?
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there was a time, before his daughter, that he believed in the stagnation of eternity. what was change to an immortal, but the world passing him by?
this, too, will pass them by. this impossible, ridiculous world, with all its trappings and manipulations. in all likelihood, he will never remember it, or it will be the reason he is finally felled. his exhale is soft, but heavy, his lips dry as he licks them. his head tilts towards stefan, close but not touching, not looking, not yet. )
I have a daughter, waiting for me. ( the confession is quiet. he offers each word as if they are pieces of himself. frank truths he has not yet shared. ) Hayley is missing. I must risk everything, all the safeguards we have put in place, to return to New Orleans, and find her.
I do want this. ( his hand reaches across the thin divide, the back of his knuckles brushing along stefan's, the seeking, tentative touch both sure and asking. ) I have changed. What I care about isโdifferent. Perhaps there's more for both of us to learn. ( about each other. about this. )
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His fingers intertwine with Klaus', a gesture he doesn't see happening in any other scenario, but a scenario he's growing more accustomed to. He has the familiarity of what they were to each other, knows Klaus' body better than he thinks, what makes him whimper, his fears, his triumphs.
But he doesn't. Really. )
I made a selfish decision before coming here. I shut down. I lost Damon and everyone lost Bonnie and Damon. We were expelled from our home and instead of forging ahead and sticking together, I left. I left town, I got a crab job with a crap boss. I started dating a girl. Her name was Ivy. I dodged Caroline's calls. Only made calls to Alaric, and only about finding Damon. I thought I had it figured out, but, I learned that, like Elena, I'm also a doppleganger. And Elena and I weren't fated to be with one another. We were manipulated. ( He looks down at their hands, and back up at Klaus. ) All this is to say, I'm starting over. Maybe, for real. For the first time since losing Damon and getting Damon back and making him human. I'm living an actual life. And, with that life, I will do everything I can to get you back to your family. So, you can find Hayley and reunite with your daughter.
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he has made countless selfish decisions.
yet he cannot fully fault stefan for his. grief is a peculiar thing, driving one to undeniable extremes. the doppelgรคnger lore is but a heavy stone in a deep well of regrets and cruelties. he looks down at their hands too, entwined between them, both familiar and steadying.
he might've offered words of comfort. instead, tears prick his eyes, unshed, at stefan's promise. for that precious moment, his heart feels lighter. the weight he carries lifts, shared with another. it crashes back onto his shoulders. not for the first time, he considers how short stefan's life will truly be.
his grip tightens momentarily. but not here. not now. ) You've lived for dozens of lifetimes. You can live however you choose in the next. ( his gaze flickers up to stefan's. ) You're not alone in that desire. Truth be told, I haven't been the perfect father. I've kept my distance to protect Hope from myself.
I suspect both of us were protecting ourselves.
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And you can do right by your daughter.
( stefan could argue he wasn't protecting himself. he was just running away. but he's done being down on himself. for now. he's always been good at propping someone else up. at championing their cause. )
Hope will understand, when the time comes.
( eventually. )
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klaus' chest feels tight. he circles the pad of his thumb over the ridge of one of stefan's knuckles. )
Those who care for you will too. ( his voice is but a whisper, slight gravel deepening the tone. he knows this, for certain. caroline, elena, even damon: that motley band of do-gooders love him. they will forgive him. ) You're much more valuable, more loved, than you credit yourself for. ( this, klaus knows. he has valued and loved stefan, as a friend. enough to trust him with rebekah; enough to shield him from his father. he has wanted onceโin his jealous, twisted, avaricious wayโto keep him. )
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klaus knows him, and more, because of where he is along their respective timelines.
something catches in his throat. he wants to correct his old friend, that he knows how lovable he is, but also how much being a vampire makes him a hypocrite. he has his own ends as much as anyone else does. but instead, he decides to shut them both up with a kiss. because neither of them should continue to share their feelings. they're both breakable in their own ways, as is this bond. while it feels secure, and like a strategic step. lasting. it feel tenuous, as if the two of them are performing a high wire act.
he knows klaus has changed. he has a daughter. he wants for her. he is not steeling away with hybrids or cobbling together family that doesn't want him. he's trying desperately to hold on to the family that does.
because as much as he says he hopes hope will forgive him. she will. in time. that's her father.
he's doing what's best. apparently, his entire family is. even elijah. but he doesn't want to talk about elijah right now. )
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they both have been lost. here, they have found something.
hope, perhaps. a partnership, however tenuous. real friendship. if nothing else, there is comfort here, in the press of stefan's lips against his. the heat he has felt for stefan liquifies; molten and tinged with the longing of their whispers. his lips part slightly as he kisses stefan back with gentleness and wanting both, his palm reaching to cradle his jaw. his fingertips journey to scratch the back of his neck, carding through the bristles of his hair. it is better not to speak, for now. )