𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓

[pronounce]

what a month! this is texts from last night.
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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[dead_tongue]

you are such an interesting man.

not to be an armchair psychologist, but what did you argue about with your dad?

[holyposition]

Nothing much, that's the point. He was furious when I quit my job, but that's not a recurring issue.

[dead_tongue]

why was he mad about that?

[holyposition]

I worked for Senator McCarthy. He was really proud of it.

[dead_tongue]

gross, politicians.

wait

[Give him a minute, he'll get there.]

was that the guy who like thought everyone was a gay communist or whatever?

[holyposition]

[ God help him. ]

Close enough. He was trying to clear communists and homosexuals from the government.

[dead_tongue]

yeah! there was like, a Hollywood blacklist and stuff, right? we didn't really get that as much where I'm from, but man it sounds scary.

quitting put you on the right side of history with that one at least. gosh.

kinda glad you're not arguing with your bf or whatever about communism.

[holyposition]

we're arguing about religion, which is worse.

[dead_tongue]

ohhhhh yeah

because you're uhm
kinda
hardcore?

is he an atheist or something?

[holyposition]

I'm really not.

But yes he is. Which I never had a problem with, except when he decides it makes him smarter than me.

[dead_tongue]

so you wouldn't be annoyed at a slutty nun costume?

ohhhhh he's being a redditor about it! yeah, that's annoying. I'd argue too.
well. I'd probably just cry tbh but what I'm saying is that I think you're in the right on this. atheist doesn't mean genius.

[holyposition]

I'm annoyed with all the costumes.

"redditor"??

[dead_tongue]

even the cute ones?

yeah uh it's like a guy who places great importance on feeling smarter than everyone else in the room and is totally insufferable about it.

[holyposition]

It seems like they're all as sexualized as possible, they wouldn't even give me pants.

[dead_tongue]

what were you? besides pantsless.

I love not having pants! but I've got legs up to my neck.

[holyposition]

A nurse. supposedly.

[dead_tongue]

ohhh. that's hot, though. are you not comfortable being objectified?

I was a slutty pink bat. it ruled.

[holyposition]

Of course not, not in public in front of everyone I know.

that sounds ridiculous.

[dead_tongue]

then I'm very sorry you were forced into it. are you ok? do you need to vent your feelings?

oh.
I thought I looked pretty cute.

[holyposition]

That was the least of my problems at Otherworld the other night.

I didn't see you.

...sorry.

[dead_tongue]

do I dare ask what the biggest problem was?

I was probably dancing with Chrissy. staying out of trouble.

it's ok. you're right, it's pretty ridiculous. but I think halloween is supposed to be ridiculous? at least for normal people. I dunno, I never got to go trick or treating or dress up as a kid so maybe it's still just the novelty for me.

[holyposition]

Someone tried to kill me, and didn't get caught.

Trick or treating got popular a little after my time, so I guess I didn't either.

[dead_tongue]

oh. yeah. that is a real mood killer.
but like... it was probably because of the house, right? it's not like someone actually has it out for you.

all the more reason to embrace it now! release your inner skank!

[holyposition]

Don't say that to me again.

[dead_tongue]

ok. sorry, sorry. it's a sex positive thing but ok no sex positivity in your vicinity, got it.


you don't actually think someone wants to kill you normally, do you?