𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓

[pronounce]

what a month! this is texts from last night.
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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[holyposition]

A nurse. supposedly.

[dead_tongue]

ohhh. that's hot, though. are you not comfortable being objectified?

I was a slutty pink bat. it ruled.

[holyposition]

Of course not, not in public in front of everyone I know.

that sounds ridiculous.

[dead_tongue]

then I'm very sorry you were forced into it. are you ok? do you need to vent your feelings?

oh.
I thought I looked pretty cute.

[holyposition]

That was the least of my problems at Otherworld the other night.

I didn't see you.

...sorry.

[dead_tongue]

do I dare ask what the biggest problem was?

I was probably dancing with Chrissy. staying out of trouble.

it's ok. you're right, it's pretty ridiculous. but I think halloween is supposed to be ridiculous? at least for normal people. I dunno, I never got to go trick or treating or dress up as a kid so maybe it's still just the novelty for me.

[holyposition]

Someone tried to kill me, and didn't get caught.

Trick or treating got popular a little after my time, so I guess I didn't either.

[dead_tongue]

oh. yeah. that is a real mood killer.
but like... it was probably because of the house, right? it's not like someone actually has it out for you.

all the more reason to embrace it now! release your inner skank!

[holyposition]

Don't say that to me again.

[dead_tongue]

ok. sorry, sorry. it's a sex positive thing but ok no sex positivity in your vicinity, got it.


you don't actually think someone wants to kill you normally, do you?

[holyposition]

"Release your inner skank?" That's not what I'm trying to be, how is that positive?

The killing hasn't stopped with the game, so who knows?

[dead_tongue]

ok I guess when I consider when you're from that probably did sound kinda bad... but it's like, you embrace words with negative connotations as a 'fuck you' to the world that would try to shame you. if I call myself a slut it's not an insult, it's a way to express that I like sex and I'm not gonna apologise for it. does that make sense?
but I'll try to be more mindful because you're from olden times.

wait seriously there's still more?! like not just you? oh my god do I have to barricade myself in the bathroom for another month?!

[holyposition]

No I'm not. We have electricity, we have movies. You make it sound like I'm medieval.

[dead_tongue]

no, that's that adorable monk! he's so cute, I love him.

but you're also from a very repressive time in history. which is not your fault, obviously. it just means I should be more uhmmm tactful? yeah. because I think you're probably actually very nice under the grumpiness, and you're very intelligent, and I value our conversations!

[holyposition]

He's a sweet kid. It's sad he ended up here.

I'm not grumpy, you're just very forward. I don't know if it's you or just that you're more "modern"

But thank you.

[dead_tongue]

is it? I dunno, he seems to be adjusting really well. we need to get the kitchen to make him some ramen, I bet he'd love it.

it's probably just me, I'm socially awkward as fuck when I'm not trying to get laid. I think it's because I was homeschooled so I lacked important socialization. but nobody else has ever called you grumpy before, really?

you're cool.