𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓

[pronounce]

what a month! this is texts from last night.
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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monkey d. luffy | opla

[bigsmile]

1. he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
2. i don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
3. there's no food at the bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread!
4. either this place is haunted or i'm far more drunk than i thought.
5. i've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.

4.

[suturing]

it's both. i've been trying to exorcise the fucking bitch.

[bigsmile]

both makes sense. exorcise? like laps?

[suturing]

[ is he being serious ]

expelling demons. not working your muscles. we're trying to tell the ghost to fuck off?

[bigsmile]

(there's been a million anime episodes and no-one knows the answer to that still.)

that kind of exorcising got it. yeah! they can go somewhere else there's nothing here for them. or is there? maybe they hang around because they lost something.

[suturing]

they're already dead, there isn't anything for them here anymore. that's how death is supposed to work.

did you eat the garlic?

[bigsmile]

i'd agree but then if they were properly dead they wouldn't be wandering around here.

was it for the ghosts?

[suturing]

do you... think ghosts are not dead people? do you understand what a ghost is?

they were special garlic.

can you vomit it? not right now, vomit it at the ghost.

[bigsmile]

dead means dead, not floating around. that's what i mean. i know what a ghost is, but if they're a ghost then they're not dead. they're ghostly.

oh. i didn't chew it much. i'll go pull it out.

(Wait, what?)

[suturing]

[ ??????? ]

i do not encourage disordered eating behaviors, you should love yourself more.

you have to be physically, literally dead to be a ghost, what are you talking about???

[bigsmile]

it's okay i swallowed a whole map once just to keep it safe. i'm made of rubber if you didn't know.

if you're dead then you are buried and gone forever. no-one will see you again.
if you're a ghost then you're floating around and present. everyone sees you. so not dead. more after-dead.

[suturing]

[ ?????? ]

the literal definition of "ghost" is "the spirit of a dead person".
you can't be a ghost and still be alive. you're still dead.
are you sure you're not thinking of something else?

[bigsmile]

a spirit. if the spirit was dead they'd be gone, i think?
anyway your garlic is on the side, almost in one piece! thought it tasted weird.
how does it get rid of the ghost?

[suturing]

this is getting too metaphysical
the spirit is different from the body
spirits don't need a body
all bodies need spirits
dead body = untethered spirit

i soaked it in water from the chapel. supposedly that should bless it.

[ that's not how sanctification works, but hey. trial and error. ]

3.

[kobes]

Vodka comes from potatoes, I think.

[bigsmile]

what? really?

that's even better because that's like drinking vegetables!

[kobes]

[Luffy, he's gonna hold your hand while he says this...]

Potatoes aren't a vegetable. They're a starch.

[bigsmile]

( Wait, what? Has his whole life been a lie? Potatoes have betrayed his very soul and Luffy doesn't know how to feel about it. Potato? More like No-tato. )

a starch? but everyone says they're vegetables, how can they be something different?

[kobes]

I think it's just a common misconception? Like thinking tomatoes are a vegetable. They're a fruit.

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[dead_tongue]

that's so romantic.

[bigsmile]

you think? i might love bacon more, but i'm not complaining!

[dead_tongue]

absolutely!

I mean, bacon can be made over and over so in a way it's more dependable than a man, lbr.

[bigsmile]

i haven't had much time for relationships, but bacon has never steered me wrong yet!

[dead_tongue]

exactly! you get it.

do you prefer it crispy or limp?