𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓

[pronounce]

what a month! this is texts from last night.
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

erik lehnsherr / xmen

[metalkinetic]

1. I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out.
2. you were really good. your skill is increasing over time
3. I immediately regret the tequila decision.
4. i dont get why youre mad at me.
5. text him whatever!!

2.

[suturing]

thank you, i've only been using a rice cooker all my life.

[metalkinetic]

I should be disappointed you're not better at it, then.

[suturing]

you've eaten rice all of a week. name two kinds of rice.

[metalkinetic]

White, brown, Arborio, Basmati, Jasmine... Shall I go on?

[suturing]

and you can't cook it yourself? now you're just exploitative.

[metalkinetic]

I can. I just didn't want to.

[suturing]

lazy. and at your old age. do you have arthritis?

[metalkinetic]

No, but I did just come back from the dead.

[suturing]

so did i, you're not that special. or that incapacitated.

at least pay me for the work.

[metalkinetic]

No.

[suturing]

So you're poor.

[metalkinetic]

Not at all. I was swimming in gold.

1 - post wake up

[sonatinas]

I would be happy to help, Daddy.

[metalkinetic]

I'm sure you would, sweet girl. Up to fighting a witch for me?

[sonatinas]

I am not sure if death has gifted me with any skills of that sort, but if you would tell me how I can help, I would wish to.

[metalkinetic]

Just let me take care of you. That would help.

[sonatinas]

If that is what it would take to please you.

[metalkinetic]

You always please me.

[sonatinas]

I am happy to know that. But I wish to continue to.

[metalkinetic]

We can make it happen, whenever you'd like.

[sonatinas]

And if I said I wanted you now? That I missed you?

[metalkinetic]

Then I'd come and find you.

[sonatinas]

I am in my rooms. It is the only place that feels safe.

[metalkinetic]

You could stay in mine, if it would help you.