𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓

[pronounce]

what a month! this is texts from last night.
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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baela targaryen / house of the dragon

[moondanced]

oo1. I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the maze the standard.
oo2. You were impatient while we waited for our tequila shots so you licked and salted MY hand to get prepared.
oo3. I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
oo4. text her!

3.

[provoke]

"J" and "A" are very far apart, cousin.

[moondanced]

Not if you're spelling Jace and you accidentally miss the J and then let the device fill in the rest without checking its work.

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[butwearenotmen]

My apologies. I might have partaken too much at that point. Please tell me that was my only embarrassment?