𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓

[pronounce]

what a month! this is texts from last night.
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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alia atreides | dune

[preborns]

i. Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.

ii. If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me.

iii. She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.

iv. Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face.

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[rakta]

it was indeed. how fares the frog?

[preborns]

Small and peeping and full of life, and quite grateful to not be a bird's dinner.

[rakta]

a good thing, indeed. is he safer now?

[preborns]

He is.

[Accompanied by a photo of the tiniest of tiny frogs, nestled safely in Alia's cleavage.]

[rakta]

[ hm.

she takes a moment to reply. ]

a fine resting place indeed.

[preborns]

I'm pleased you think so. Perhaps you can join them, sometime.

[rakta]

i could become a frog, if you wished it.

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[sonatinas]

I will asks the servants at once. It will be awaiting you should you wish to come here.

[preborns]

Splendid, provided it is gifted by your hands, not theirs.

[sonatinas]

Of course. It would be waiting here by me.

[preborns]

Lovely. Then yes, please do have it ready. I am quite a mess.

[sonatinas]

I am no lady's maid, but I would do what I can for you.