𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓

[pronounce]

what a month! this is texts from last night.
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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[dictator]

( frankly is very used to these weird ass questions from both alina and alia, so )

Yes.
We could go on little frog dates. And eat flies.

[peasant]

So, an ordinary day for you, then?

( comedy queen thank u for the standing applause )

[dictator]

I think it’ll take fewer flies to fill me up, as a frog. Smaller stomach.

1/2

[peasant]

I'd eat your leftover flies for you. And then we could live out the rest of our lives in Alia's bathtub, once we're inevitably kidnapped from our pond. It would all be very romantic.

[peasant]

Now I'm upset I'm not really a frog.

( 😔 )

[dictator]

( screams into fists )

We can still go live in her bathtub and be doted on.
The only thing better than being frogs either you, is being humans with you.

[peasant]

But frogs never have to worry about being frogs.
It sounds peaceful. And uncomplicated. We could just exist.

( her heart is too mushy-soft in paul's grip to turn hard with reality, to tell him the naked truth: that trying to be human exhausts her the most. that she lives every single day, now, combating the urge to slough off her skin and peel apart her bones until she's nothing but dust. that she wishes she could disappear, more than anything, little mouse girl longing for the days of her little mouse hole.

so she pivots, dizzyingly fast, no warning: )

If you were cursed to become a frog, and I was a princess, do you think my kiss would rescue you?

( babe if you were a frog would i be your true love's kiss yes or no )