𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓

[pronounce]

what a month! this is texts from last night.
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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Ignatius "Iggy" Melville | OC

[dead_tongue]

1. 'He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best: eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.'

2. I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so I called him jesus and thanked him for the wine.

3. in other news there is a guy walking around here who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day. I don't want to flatter myself, but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.

4. can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos.

5. I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today

6. wildcard bb!