𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓

[pronounce]

what a month! this is texts from last night.
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[peasant]

That sounds more like your future.
You've already got the shirtless manservants part down.

( some women get all the luck fr )

If you're going to ask them to split coconuts for you, ask them to do it with their bare hands.
I think everyone in the manor would thank you for it.

[money]

you know, i never tell them to take their shirts off
not that i'm complaining

( even koby's getting kinda, when he bothers being shirtless around her (rare) like a good bestie should )

god don't give zoro any ideas
he just got off his squashing watermelons with his thighs thing