𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓

[pronounce]

what a month! this is texts from last night.
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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[hymen]

sorry for ruining your lame safe space to get weird with god

[holyposition]

I'm not blaming you. But it's ruined all the same.

And you're not the only one who died there, either.

[hymen]

[ the FUCK do you mean it's not all about him?? ]

i would be more comfortable if you blamed me

who else?

[holyposition]

I'm sure you would.

Father Keane.

[hymen]

is this another "maybe it's danny, maybe it's maybelline?"

anyway i thought fathers liked churches

[holyposition]

Do you not pay attention? It was Eddie, during that awful game.

He got me too, so you were right. Congratulations.

[hymen]

there's actually a cut-off to the amount of time i can dedicate to paying attention to other people's problems now, tim. i'm not getting paid to be the vice president anymore.

really shitty of you to choose this exact thing to finally give me an "i told you so" moment over. how the hell am i supposed to cash in without looking like an asshole? fuck you.

sorry eddie tried to kill you. has he said anything to you?

[holyposition]

I know you were dead for most of it, but that game was everyone's problem. Why are you worried about looking like an asshole all of a sudden?

No. Not yet. Hawk decked him at the party, I think that was probably enough.

[hymen]

maybe god told me to straighten up when i hit the pearly gates.

i'd say it wasn't really his fault, but he's close with those other freaks. so it probably was his fault.

[holyposition]

I know you're joking, but did you? Hit...anything? Your soul was still around, since you're still Embry, and not some husk.

I don't know. Maybe. We barely know each other, I don't know why he would try to strangle me if he was in control of himself. But defending Danny and Jem is just weird.

[hymen]

honestly? i don't think you should use this place as a baseline. people aren't meant to come back. so i think whatever happens to us can't be the same thing as what would happen after death if we never came here. and anyway, if all that stuff you believe is real, i'm going straight to hell.

it's not as weird as you think. if it was ash... i don't know. i'm just telling you that i get it. i get standing by someone no matter what. you have no idea how much i've fucked up, and he hasn't left me yet, so yeah, i'd probably defend him through anything even if it didn't make sense.
i think that's why jem pisses me off. because we're not that different.

[holyposition]

I know that. But it might help us figure out what this really is. After last month, I'm not sure it isn't just Hell to begin with.

The difference is Ash is a good man. That's worth standing by even if he makes mistakes. Danny's a psycho.

[hymen]

sure, last month sucked, but hell needs some rebranding if this is it. way too many people are having really good sex for this to be hell.

if ash decided to tie me to a bedpost, beat me with a belt every day, and feed me dog food for dinner, i'd still stand by him. you don't choose the people who corrode your bones like rusty metal. that's all i'm saying.

[holyposition]

Isn't giving us hope just to feed us to werewolves or monsters or each other even worse than just burning forever?

...yeah. I know what that's like.

[hymen]

whose fault is it if you choose to have hope?

[ nope. not engaging. not talking about hawk. ]

[holyposition]

It's not stupid or wrong to have hope, before you start with that.