𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓

[pronounce]

what a month! this is texts from last night.
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[kobes]

I can blame them both. Her father started it, her husband perpetuated it. Either way, they're both dangerous.

[holyposition]

Guess we're lucky this place doesn't bring in a lot of wrinkled old guys.

[kobes]

A few wrinkles are okay. They add character.

[holyposition]

if Alicent’s father shows up, I’ll send him your way. 🤢

[kobes]

That's the most hurtful thing you've ever said to me.

[holyposition]

I'm sorry! That's gross. I take it back ☹️

[kobes]

I told you about Luffy's grandpa ONE TIME and you never let me forget about it.

[holyposition]

I like older men too but not so old they can't

Well.

You know.

[kobes]

That isn't a problem for anyone from my world. Haki.

[Probably not how haki works, Koby.]

[holyposition]

I thought haki was about...auras and energy.

[kobes]

Well, yes, that, but also about will and determination and things like that. That's how you control it, with your willpower. If you have enough willpower, you don't have to worry about not being able to perform.

[holyposition]

You could just will yourself erect?

[kobes]

That HAS to be the explanation, yes. I've read all about refractory periods and they just don't happen with the one haki expert I know here.

If you can will yourself to punch through a battleship, you can will yourself hard.

[holyposition]

That sounds tiring.

[kobes]

I have haki too, Tim, remember.

[holyposition]

Still. It's healthy to take a break between rounds. You need water, sweet nothings, a cuddle.

[kobes]

Your concern is very sweet, Tim. I promise I'm not wanting for anything like that, regardless of who I'm with.