𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐈 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑

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NEVER HAVE I EVER

it's a sleepover, and you're all invited. this is never have i ever, and the rules are simple: icly comment with your character and a "never have i ever", people respond with judgement, jokes, or in the event they've done what you haven't, a shot of alcohol. comment around, thread hop, and react as you see fit!
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[longlegs]

I feel like you think about having stuff stuck inside you a lot, Iggy.

[ She's had a few shots so far, oop. Not drinking to this one, though! ]

[dead_tongue]

I doooo. Partly it's professional!

[longlegs]

What's the other partly?

[dead_tongue]

I'm a dumb slut!

[longlegs]

[ Sigh! ]

Don't get stuff stuck inside you, Iggy. Again.

[dead_tongue]

I never have! That's my point.


...we're not counting the plant stuff.

[longlegs]

I'm definitely counting the plant stuff.

[dead_tongue]

It's only happened twice!

[longlegs]

So I'm counting it twice!

[dead_tongue]

It's all been removed safely!

And sexily.

[longlegs]

[ This is the face of someone internally repeating I will not kinkshame. ]

[dead_tongue]

Oh my god you can't judge me for this! It's not that weird!

[longlegs]

—I never said I was judging you! But it is weird. And I know weird, remember?

[dead_tongue]

...okay it's very fucking weird. You are sort of the expert. You and Matt.

But I think it's been good for me!

[longlegs]

But he's Death.

[ and he's an incredible lay and Cellar is still salty about that and ANYWAY ]

So you told Matt? What'd he say?

[dead_tongue]

He's hot! And I'm one of his. Plus usually it's Life putting things IN me.

No, I'm just saying that he's very knowledgeable and kink positive and into weird stuff too!

[longlegs]

Eugh. He told me I'm one of his too. [ She shrugs, shivering. Feels wrong, man. ] Life sounds like he's even worse, to be honest.

[ Can you believe Sullivan unlocked Tsundere Cellar mode. ]

[dead_tongue]

Ohmygod. Does that make us cosmic siblings?

I think Life is scarier.

[longlegs]

I'm not calling him my daddy. But I'll be your cosmic sibling.

[ Just because she likes him so much. ]

I still want to kick his ass.

[dead_tongue]

Cool. I already think of you as being that close to me, really.

Why?

[longlegs]

[ Aw. ] Same.

Because he hurt you, that's why.

[dead_tongue]

Cellar... [He's gonna cry!]

[longlegs]

Yeah, yeah.

[ Totally misinterpreting Iggy's expression as 'don't kick his ass, I like him!!' ]

[dead_tongue]

You're the best friend a boy could ever ask for.

[longlegs]

[ Oh. Oh! ]

So I have your permission to go kick him?