𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐈 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑

[money]

NEVER HAVE I EVER

it's a sleepover, and you're all invited. this is never have i ever, and the rules are simple: icly comment with your character and a "never have i ever", people respond with judgement, jokes, or in the event they've done what you haven't, a shot of alcohol. comment around, thread hop, and react as you see fit!
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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[chokedout]

[The stupidest smile:]

You get too drunk and trust your toes too much. Now I'm always an "up against the door" kinda guy.

[wicka]

... Yeah, sounds about right. [ Oh, Theo. ] I mean, maybe that's happened to him too, just not with me.

[chokedout]

Well, when you see him next - you can be nosy and say I was asking.

[wicka]

You mean if he shows up here?

[chokedout]

Yeah, or if you turn around and head home. Which I'm sure is probably preferable.

[wicka]

[ Lips relax, then he offers a delayed nod. He looks down at his glass. ]

Well, yeah. But then I wouldn't be able to tell you his answer.

[chokedout]

I feel like I'd know. Through the ether, or something.

[wicka]

Uh-huh. [ Dork. ] Can I ask you something?

[chokedout]

Yeah, sure. What is it?

[wicka]

Who was your first?

[chokedout]

First-first?

[wicka]

[ A soft shrug. ]

Yeah.

[chokedout]

It was with the guy I thought was everything. He didn't value me quite the same.

[Sry for the bummer reply, babe.]

His name was Wil. He ended up killing me.

[wicka]

[ Pause. He's staring, worried. Wondering if 1. he heard that right, 2. Theo means it literally. ]

That's the guy who cursed you?

[chokedout]

Yeah. Traded me for immortality, only I jinxed it a bit by being a fool who believed he wouldn't do it.

[And inadvertently put in half the curse - "I want to be with him forever". Whoops.]

I used to love him. Now I hate him.

[wicka]

[ Bummer indeed. Fuck. ]

Sorry.

[chokedout]

It's okay. It's just - he has a habit of finding me. And I guess you should know about that part, too.

[...]

My girlfriend's already offered to try and get him blipped out of existence, so we got plans in motion but. You're someone I care about too, and I want to make sure you don't get targeted too...

[wicka]

[ Why would he target me almost leaves his lips, but he remembers something about this guy killing witches. ]

How're you gonna do that?

[chokedout]

Not gonna let him touch you.

[Unless, of course, how're you gonna blip him-]

Maybe you can help me refine my wards?

[wicka]

I can try, but... you know I'm not very good.

[chokedout]

You're pretty good in my book. Better than me, anyway.

[wicka]

I don't think I'm better than you. You just have that curse.

[chokedout]

Ugh, I can't wait to pry this off.

It's like a constant sense of gross.

[wicka]

You actually feel it?

[chokedout]

Yeah. Like a bad taste in my mouth... it's an ick.