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[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[restored]

i'm pretty sure i just caught someone fucking a tree
for your sake don't go climbing one any time soon pal

[hymen]

i've done dirtier. i'd be more worried about the one fucking the tree.

[restored]

if he ended up with splinters in his dick that's on them
though it's still probably not the worst the docs here have had to deal with

[hymen]

they seem well-equipped, regardless. i trust the balfours are prepared for anything.

[ like a random dead body. ]

[restored]

rich people
if they ain't prepared for it they be able to pay for someone who is

[hymen]

guilty as charged.
i find most people enjoy having a rich friend. especially if they're as generous as i am.