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MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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embry moore — new camelot trilogy

[hymen]

[restored]

i'm pretty sure i just caught someone fucking a tree
for your sake don't go climbing one any time soon pal

[hymen]

i've done dirtier. i'd be more worried about the one fucking the tree.

[restored]

if he ended up with splinters in his dick that's on them
though it's still probably not the worst the docs here have had to deal with

[hymen]

they seem well-equipped, regardless. i trust the balfours are prepared for anything.

[ like a random dead body. ]

[guinegreer]

I don't even smoke and I'm pretty sure I'd need to after that.

[hymen]

sounds like you're more than just warming up to the idea of us. you've been thinking about me.

[guinegreer]

That wasn’t meant for you.

[hymen]

then who was it meant for? let me do you the favor of passing along the message.

nsfw link

[temporicide]

Once again, this is what happens when you leave me unattended. I get bored!

[hymen]

[ holy shit. ]

i mean this with the utmost respect, but you just don't want to stay out of trouble, do you?

[temporicide]

There is something wrong
with these phones

I am so sorry. I wouldn't do that to a person uninvited. I am also not
I mean, I don't try to get into trouble
I swear

You can forget it? You can do that
Right?

[hymen]

there's something about a girl who lies through her teeth that's just so charming.

i don't know. can i? can you forget you sent it to me?

[deadnerve]

it's okay to be jealous, bitch

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[hymen]

[ hi. ]

if you want my attention, there are plenty of ways to get it. i'm not a stingy man.

[deadnerve]

[Oops, you're not his sister.]

Don't I technically have it right now?

nsfw pls ignore the tattoo

[homosexuals]

I think I can take it. Try me.

img_27.jpg

[hymen]

jesus christ, hawk. wrong number, i'm pretty sure.
but i'm definitely not deleting this one.

[homosexuals]

Oh shit. Fuck.

AG Moore - I'm sorry. I didn't even realize I had your number in here. The other night...obviously wasn't my finest hour.

I think I at least owe you a thank you and an apology before I sufficiently eat myself alive in mortification.

— text | un: jace

[vermax]

( is the photo of a plump set of lips and to tongue on display, wide open and covered in cum? sure is. ) wish it was you

[hymen]

[ just because there was a ten second delay before he deleted the picture doesn't mean he still didn't do it. please clap for him. ]

your job interview is long over, you know.

[vermax]

what job interview :C

don't you miss me? ( hasn't gotten it yet, sorry )

nsfw link.

[haggle]

( slipped mysteriously past the defenses of embry's (beloved) block button: a picture. shockingly tasteful, less surprisingly a tease. not meant for him, most predictably of all. )

look at that
right again 💅🏻 told you it looks better on me
come steal it back if you got the balls to try me
xoxo

[hymen]

[ it's been days since their fight (since she kicked him to the curb like a piece of fucking garbage picked off the bottom of the louboutins he bought for her), and the sight of her name lighting up his phone sends a flutter of pins through his heart. ]

nice flower detailing on the shirt
did you pick it out for him

[ a few moments later: a picture, in return. ]

[haggle]

( embry fucking moore. of course. not recognizable by the stamps of bruise prints, but by the print of his tie: fabric that's been around her wrists more than once, a hostage negotiation in silk. she still remembers choosing it with the drag of a fingernail down his collection, as indecisively eager as window shopping for the right accessory to an outfit, judging which one was worthy of being seen on her wrist. )

jake doesn't need my help picking the good shit out
my man's got an eye for the best thing in the room
it's called having taste

( artwork, jewels. women — not that she expects embry to think of her as anything more than designer pussy. kept in-stock for brand name recognition, to wear out, to brag about. just another thing with a high price tag, bought and paid for — and neglected — in a rich fuck's wardrobe.

it comes quick, no hesitation, even with her eyes squinting at the hickeys painted on his skin: )

it's a little early in the day to be lookin like a slut, counselor