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MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

august moreau | original

[dwelt]

nsfw link

[temporicide]

You think if I send them this, they'd do it? Just make out a little for me? I mean, I'm more than happy to be the filling.

Actually... you think that's what I should go for?

[dwelt]

Take off your shirt and then send it.
I can help you :)

[temporicide]

Well, if you're seeing it in person, I've done half the asking.

[ you are the center of her scheme, August ]

[dwelt]

Only seeing? Is touching out of the question?

[temporicide]

Never!!

Do you like the shape? It's not too twee, right?

[dwelt]

Not at all, mon coeur.
I love the shape. When do you have to leave?

[chokedout]

[just this image]

[dwelt]

Teddie. What is this for.

[chokedout]

wait
youre not my lovely wife
this isnt my lovely home

[dwelt]

Definitely not. When did you get married?

[chokedout]

i didn't

[Did he?]

you're just not who i thought i was talking to
i'm this close to clacking my phone shut for the weekend

[dwelt]

Might be a good idea. But you sleep next to it already I don't think it's possible for you.

[longlegs]

idk, if someone came over like hey you look like you could power up my magic via sex ritual i'd kinda be all over that

[ the og ]

[dwelt]

[hm.]

Would you?

[longlegs]

i mean yeah
if it was sexy
power up for what though? idk

wait EW
delete this

[dwelt]

This is never getting deleted.
Thanks for your offering.

[longlegs]

it wasn't an offering? in your wildest dreams maybe

[dwelt]

Sounded like one to me :)

[deadnerve]

ok but what exactly are you supposed to ask sugardaddies for
i feel like i'm not getting as much out of this as i could

[dwelt]

[.........]

Depends on who he is. Do I know him?

[deadnerve]

i mean, yeah. probably?
ur not allowed to laugh tho

[dwelt]

We'll see about that. What's his name?

[deadnerve]

harry
dont be mean to him he's actually kinda nice

[dwelt]

The walking talking tragedy?
I don't pay attention to him.