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MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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lestat de lioncourt | interview with the vampire

[perfectionner]

[nishtha]

I've been thinking about having you wrapped around me all day. I need your mouth on me.

[perfectionner]

[ how can he resist a message like this? ]

And where do you need it most?

[nishtha]

My cock, my throat, all over my

[ Noticing the sender -- oh, for fuck's sake. He stops. Thinks about it. Sighs, and keeps typing. At least he's already mostly drunk enough for this. ]

body. You know how I like it, my lion.

[perfectionner]

[ the pause between the typing and when the message finally comes is telling, but at least this seems to be for him. ]

It's been a long time since I've been in a position to leave my own marks on you.

Do you still like a little teeth while you're being sucked dry?

[nishtha]

[ God, how does he always know what to say? ]

You already know the answer to that, you fiend.

[ Always yes. ]

Do you still like having your hair pulled while you've got a dick in your throat?

[perfectionner]

I do, but I simply enjoy reading it from you.

[ whatever else he can say about armand, the man has a way with words. ]

And nails raking down my scalp. Though while we're on the subject, it's been far too long since anyone attempted to leave me hoarse.

[nishtha]

That's because they're all too worried about ruining your beauty. Whereas I know that you look much better when you've been roughed up a little.

[perfectionner]

Well, I wouldn’t let just anyone do the roughing.

But I also know how hard you can fuck after I tell you not to come down my throat.

[nishtha]

What can I say? I like to enjoy myself. And I think you enjoy it, too.

Or, at least, you used to.

[perfectionner]

I never stopped.

[nishtha]

Really? You're not just saying that because you're horny and I called you beautiful?

[perfectionner]

No, even in spite of our disagreements. It's what makes you so damned infuriating sometimes.

au | nsfw link

[kobes]

i'm going to the gymmmmm come with or don't idcare

[VIDEO ATTACHMENT]

ur missing out tho

[perfectionner]

Is that how all your workouts go?

[kobes]

[hm, wrong number. oh well.]

pretty much, yeah
enough that i get enough cardio doing other stuff iykwim 😘

[perfectionner]

I suppose if you're working up a sweat, the "how" of it doesn't really matter, in the long run.

[kobes]

exactly. you get it.

and getting interrupted and distracted from jogging on a treadmill or some shit is waaaaaay more fun.
sure hope someone'll stop me before i get to the gym.
or bend me over the weight bench, i guess

[perfectionner]

Given what I've seen so far, it appears that you're more of the distraction.

[kobes]

oh, i've barely begun. i can be waaaaay more distracting, if that's what you want 😏

[perfectionner]

I suspect you have even more lethal methods in person.

[kobes]

sure do.
interested?

[perfectionner]

You've successfully piqued my curiosity.

The gym isn't too crowded for what you have in mind?

[kobes]

what can i say, i'm irresistible that way~

hmmm, now that you mention it...have any other ideas?
library, pool, my room, your room?
a random hallway if you're feeling extra freaky?

[perfectionner]

Like the risk of being discovered, do you?