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[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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[kobes]

i'm going to the gymmmmm come with or don't idcare

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ur missing out tho

[perfectionner]

Is that how all your workouts go?

[kobes]

[hm, wrong number. oh well.]

pretty much, yeah
enough that i get enough cardio doing other stuff iykwim 😘

[perfectionner]

I suppose if you're working up a sweat, the "how" of it doesn't really matter, in the long run.

[kobes]

exactly. you get it.

and getting interrupted and distracted from jogging on a treadmill or some shit is waaaaaay more fun.
sure hope someone'll stop me before i get to the gym.
or bend me over the weight bench, i guess

[perfectionner]

Given what I've seen so far, it appears that you're more of the distraction.

[kobes]

oh, i've barely begun. i can be waaaaay more distracting, if that's what you want 😏

[perfectionner]

I suspect you have even more lethal methods in person.

[kobes]

sure do.
interested?

[perfectionner]

You've successfully piqued my curiosity.

The gym isn't too crowded for what you have in mind?

[kobes]

what can i say, i'm irresistible that way~

hmmm, now that you mention it...have any other ideas?
library, pool, my room, your room?
a random hallway if you're feeling extra freaky?

[perfectionner]

Like the risk of being discovered, do you?

[kobes]

little bit, yeah.
or i just like being shown off 😏😏😏