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[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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[temporicide]

When are you going to come get what's yours, anyway? But don't leave a mark. I have an important appointment at 3, and I want to be fresh for him.

I mean it. For the appointment. That is a normal appointment.

[disarrayed]

How odd that we have an appointment at 3:00 PM, Roza.

Don't be late.

[temporicide]

Oh

Oh, I'm sorry. I won't be. But now I feel like I've given you a bad impression.

[disarrayed]

If you need to reschedule due to other obligations, I don't mind.

You seem busy.

[ toying with her, of course. ]

[temporicide]

[ Knowing it, rising to it anyway — as though bidden, a button she can't resist — ]

Did it come across like I'm not prioritizing you and our sessions? Because I'll prove that's not true. Any time you like.

[disarrayed]

Are you not satisfied with our sessions? If you need to seek attention before, then I must not be meeting your expectations.

Who did you mean to text?

[temporicide]

You're teasing me, because you know how I am about you. I accept it, but you should know I know it's happening. And you know why, don't you?

Someone who sees me as a girl to sleep with when the weather's good. Do you want me to stop talking to him?

[disarrayed]

I can't make you stop talking to anyone. That's your decision.

But when you're through with him, you're to come straight to me. You'll need to be cleaned up, and I'll take care of that.

[temporicide]

No, not make
But what you think helps me know what I should do.

Yes, sir. I'll be ready for you.