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MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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will graham | hannibal | ota

[disarrayed]

nsfw link

[temporicide]

When are you going to come get what's yours, anyway? But don't leave a mark. I have an important appointment at 3, and I want to be fresh for him.

I mean it. For the appointment. That is a normal appointment.

[disarrayed]

How odd that we have an appointment at 3:00 PM, Roza.

Don't be late.

[temporicide]

Oh

Oh, I'm sorry. I won't be. But now I feel like I've given you a bad impression.

[disarrayed]

If you need to reschedule due to other obligations, I don't mind.

You seem busy.

[ toying with her, of course. ]

[temporicide]

[ Knowing it, rising to it anyway — as though bidden, a button she can't resist — ]

Did it come across like I'm not prioritizing you and our sessions? Because I'll prove that's not true. Any time you like.

[disarrayed]

Are you not satisfied with our sessions? If you need to seek attention before, then I must not be meeting your expectations.

Who did you mean to text?

[temporicide]

You're teasing me, because you know how I am about you. I accept it, but you should know I know it's happening. And you know why, don't you?

Someone who sees me as a girl to sleep with when the weather's good. Do you want me to stop talking to him?

[disarrayed]

I can't make you stop talking to anyone. That's your decision.

But when you're through with him, you're to come straight to me. You'll need to be cleaned up, and I'll take care of that.

[temporicide]

No, not make
But what you think helps me know what I should do.

Yes, sir. I'll be ready for you.

[1966]

They'll believe what they like.
Nothing I say will change that if their minds are already made up.

[disarrayed]

And what is it that they believe?

Often people believe what they'd like to, wrong or right. It makes no reflection on you.

nsfw

[holyposition]

[ attachment. ]

heyyyyyy

you hungry?

[disarrayed]

How did you know?

[holyposition]

Didn't see you at breakfast :(

It's the most important meal of the day you know.

[disarrayed]

You're right. I lost track of time.

How sweet of you to save some for me.

[holyposition]

[ Teo’s gathered by now that the picture went to the wrong place. It doesn’t bother him any. ]

I’ve been told it’s sweet as candy.

Do you sample all your patients, doctor?

[disarrayed]

I don't make a habit of it, but your offer was so kind.

[ no, really. he would be happy to enjoy his ass for breakfast. ]

I have no doubt you're sweet on the tongue.

[kobes]

if you tell anyone i wanted to be little spoon i'll kill u

[disarrayed]

I'm afraid telling on you would breach doctor-patient confidentiality, Koby.

You fit so well, though.

[ and maybe there was more than just spooning going on, but you know. ]

[kobes]

oh, shit
hi
meant that for
nevermind

we were barely spooning
you were making me forget my name and i was getting your sheets soaked
if i remember correctly

[disarrayed]

The ambien was the cause for your memory loss.
I saved the sheets. I'll put them on the bed when you come for your next session.

I think we'll need to make it longer than an hour, I'm worried about you of course.

[kobes]

dirty doctor ❤️
thank fuck you take my insurance
what would i do without u

worried why
i'm fine
stop that
🙄