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[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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nsfw link.

[masticated]

If you miss one more pool game I'm docking your pay.

[duracells]

To be fair
I didn't know I was invited to those.

[masticated]

Oh, Lucien.

Why do you think that is?

[duracells]

I'm not sure I know what you're asking.

[masticated]

I'm asking you why you think you're not invited.
You can come to the next one but that's to prove to me that you can handle it.

[duracells]

I just assumed it was something for people who matter.

[ people in henry's circle, people of importance, etc. this isn't neon putting himself down, he's just careful about inserting himself into spaces he doesn't think he's supposed to be. like pool night. that being said: ]

I'll be at the next one, Mr. Wright.
Also, I'd suggest you be careful about who you're sending messages to.
It seems like the cell service here is a little unpredictable right now.

[ sweats. ha ha. ]

[masticated]

We have plenty to discuss about your place there.

Especially since I'd like to know more about what came of that investigation about the gossip forum.

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