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MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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lucien ducharme (neon tetra) | original

[duracells]

nsfw-ish link

[temporicide]

Okay. Not that one. What about this one? Is this one boring? I always think I come on too strong.

[duracells]

[ sometimes he regrets trying to trace that rumors post back to someone. sometimes he gets unsolicited pictures from strangers and he thinks maybe the consequences can't be that bad... ]

Are we talking about the picture or what you're wearing in it?

[temporicide]

Oh. Hey

I was thinking the outfit mostly. Skin to fabric ratio. Slutty but not too slutty?

Not that I am slutty. I don't think

Hi. Sorry

[duracells]

Hey :)

[ don't make shit weird lucien don't fuck it up ]

If it still matters, I think it looks nice?
Not so much fabric that you leave someone guessing, but little enough that you leave them wondering.
You look comfortable.

[temporicide]

Really? That's perfect! And it was comfortable, actually. Summer out here is making me dress in ways I wouldn't back home, but I don't regret a thing.

Thanks for not minding. I don't know what's happening with these phones... I'm not usually so tech incompetent.

[chokedout]

it's us

[attachment: 35305.jpg]

[duracells]

Where are we going?

[chokedout]

to fight god ofc

[duracells]

Oh, yeah. Obviously.
Broom is definitely the weapon of choice.

Are you on the left or the right?
My eyes are brown if that changes anything.

[chokedout]

i guess ur the yellow eyed one then
and definitely not who i thought i was sending this to
but it's fine you can fight god with me

[insert dice roll mechanic that probably isn't cool in pop culture yet bc it's 2007]

nsfw ish

[longlegs]

guess who's ready for our roleplay ;)

[ warning it's cosplay also pretend they're selfies ]

[duracells]

[ wh-? ]

You look great.
Remind me again who I'm supposed to be..?

[longlegs]

[ we pretend she's not paying attention to the sender, ]

we could be accurate but i think you should just be my prince instead

[duracells]

Next to you I might look like a pauper.

[longlegs]

omg dork
with that hair and those cheekbones?
i don't think so
you're too hot

(nsfw-ish link)

[deadnerve]

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[duracells]

Those are my pants.
Didn't think they'd fit you.

[deadnerve]

[wait that wasn't-]

they're mine now

[duracells]

[ oop- ]

I'm going to start locking you out of my room.

[deadnerve]

id like to see u try

nsfw link.

[masticated]

If you miss one more pool game I'm docking your pay.

[duracells]

To be fair
I didn't know I was invited to those.

[masticated]

Oh, Lucien.

Why do you think that is?

[duracells]

I'm not sure I know what you're asking.