𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐒

[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[deadnerve]

you should show more tit, actually
or at least a sliver of nipple
jayne mansfield style

[ragesagainsttheodds]

idk i feel like too much tit just looks trashy. not cute slutty.
do u think i could pull off bleach blonde?

[deadnerve]

tbh i think you could pull off anything
but being a brunette kinda suits u

[ragesagainsttheodds]

talking about pulling off brunettes
i still need to send him this nudes
bare with me

[ three seconds later he receives said above nude with a winky face emoji. ]

wait

[deadnerve]

[attachment: image425.jpg]

[Then, precisely 1 minute later: a second image]

i can do slutty mirror images too

[ragesagainsttheodds]

lower

:) :) :)

now

[deadnerve]

u first

[ragesagainsttheodds]

i asked first

[deadnerve]

ladies always go first

[ragesagainsttheodds]

exactly
Feel free my pretty lil lady ♡

[deadnerve]

hey

dont awaken things in me

[ragesagainsttheodds]

but you'd look so biteable in a cute little dress

[deadnerve]

i need rewards promised for any dress up time
great, fabulous rewards

[ragesagainsttheodds]

I got a strap with your name on it

[deadnerve]

[deadnerve]

ur room?

[ragesagainsttheodds]

the password is you wearing a cute little dress with nothing else

[deadnerve]

what if i don't have dresses
are you gonna supply
or am i stealing from mila

[ragesagainsttheodds]

sweetheart
you so do not have the tits to fill out your sisters dresses

[deadnerve]

hey!!
it's not my fault she's got huge tits

[ragesagainsttheodds]

sorry babe
Sucks having a hot older sister

[deadnerve]

she said i can't touch her cosplay section
just know i would've been a really cute maid

[ragesagainsttheodds]

wow
so you hate me and never want me to be happy again
i get it

[deadnerve]

hey take it up with her ok!!
in fact, take it up with her
file some complaints

[ragesagainsttheodds]

you are such a brat
its adorable