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[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[deadnerve]

freaky tall dude

[mygoodsir]

Blonde? Perfect cheekbones?

[deadnerve]

yeah
that motherfucker

[mygoodsir]

That's my ex husband.

[deadnerve]

he's a bitch

a sexy bitch

[mygoodsir]

Yes.

Yes again.

[deadnerve]

its a dangerous combo

[mygoodsir]

It is.

Did you fuck him?

[deadnerve]

[probably.]

i fucked pretty much everyone at that party
my finest or not-finest hour, depending on who's asking

[mygoodsir]

Great.

[deadnerve]

hey, so did you, remember

he's convincing
but he's also an asshole
i do nt forgive him for the snake

[mygoodsir]

He's MY ex husband!

Yes again.
Did it bite you?

[deadnerve]

what part of that makes it any cooler for you to judge me here??

eugh
i don't wanna talk about the snake

[Secret unlocked: Kieran is scared of snakes!]

[mygoodsir]

The part where he's fucking my friends to spite me?

He doesn't usually bring any that will hurt people.

[deadnerve]

i'm not convinced he knows i'm fucking you / your friend, tbh
he was just kinda weird and predatory
not a kink i mind though
everyone was like that at the orgy


is he dr doolittle or smthn

[mygoodsir]

Let's just not discuss it.

He loves animals. Insects, too.

[deadnerve]

Let's not discuss him at all

Unless you wanna tell me about a redeeming quality
If he has any

[mygoodsir]

Just the obvious physical ones.

[deadnerve]

geez

[mygoodsir]

Yes.

Huge.

[deadnerve]

wanna fuck?

[mygoodsir]

Yeah.

[deadnerve]

your room again or the roof for real?

[mygoodsir]

Yours?

[deadnerve]

[Kieran doesn't invite people to his room. Especially not his sugar daddies. However, it is not because he views it as any sacred space. It's because it's littered with his belongings and looks very much like the bedroom of a teenager. He pauses. Types. Deletes. Types. Deletes.]

ok
but you can't comment on anything here