𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐒

[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[holyposition]

are you smoking crack baby k we talked about this for like an hour










nevermind.

sorry.

um
I broke it off with Harry after all that mess. A couple nights ago he showed up at my door drunk and yelling at 2 am.

[homosexuals]

Baby K? Is that - [he almost makes himself sound as old as he feels, thinking it's some sort of nickname for the latest drug on the streets but, he's not going to embarrass himself.] Nevermind.

Well, are you alright? Harry's not a violent guy, but I guess love can make people do crazy things.

[holyposition]

Just my friend. Koby.

Yeah, I'm fine. He didnt try to bust in or attack me or anything like that. I'm sorry to make it your problem.

[homosexuals]

Oh. I think we've been in touch. On accident.

Are you two...you know?

I'm glad you're alright. Guess I should wish you happy hunting.

[holyposition]

Me and Koby? No. We've kissed for attention at a couple parties, but no.

Hunting?

[homosexuals]

Sounds like an awful lot of work for something that probably comes your way naturally. The attention, I mean.

He seems nice, though.

Hunting - you said you were looking for a daddy.

[holyposition]

It's not that much work. He's my friend.

I said I was resisting the urge. I'm behaving myself. I already found the one I want, I just need to wear him down a little more :)

[homosexuals]

Seems like a nice kid. I'm glad you two have each other. He told me you've been with him when he gets his...decorations. [the piercings, tats.]

This daddy of yours sounds like he's gonna really be in for it.

[it's hard not to play along, to keep letting that flicker of hope jump up every time.]

[holyposition]

Oh my god hes probably saying all kinds of crazy stuff. Ignore him.

Oh, he is. But I know he can keep up. Unless Koby's got him disappointed I don't have a tongue ring.

[homosexuals]

Nothing bad about you, don't worry. He seems encouraging and protective all in one. Not so sure about that mom of his, though.

I don't think he's disappointed about that. Probably wondering if there's anything he missed, though, or if you ever thought about getting anything else on your wild adventures together.

[holyposition]

She's bad news. Stay away from her.

He talked me into a nose piercing once. I didn't like it, took it out and let it close after a week. I might get something for my grandfather, though.

[homosexuals]

I didn't think anyone making their 12 year old work at a love hotel was winning mother of the year any time soon. But - he's grown now. He can do his own thing. Right?

Can't picture you with that if I'm being honest, Skip. Maybe - ah, the one on the ear? All the way at the top.

Your grandfather - you two were close. What're you thinking of?

[holyposition]

He's still under her thumb. But we have a plan. We're gonna fix it.

My ears are big, it'll get caught on something!

I don't know. Initials, maybe? Is that corny?

[homosexuals]

A plan? Do you - does he need help?

Your ears are perfect the way they are. Piercings aren't really my thing anyway. Not that that's a reason to skip it. I mean. I'm just saying.

No. I think it's - sweet. A way to carry him with you. Where'd you want to put 'em?

[holyposition]

He doesn't. But don't make a big deal about it or he'll pull back. We've got it under control.

It's good enough for me. I've been spending this alone time dreaming up ways to turn you on.

Nowhere crazy. My arm, I guess?

[homosexuals]

I won't - don't worry. But if you do need anything, you let me know.

Oh. Well. What did you come up with so far?

I think that'd be awfully nice. Nevermind what anyone else thinks.

[holyposition]

Even if it's got nothing to do with Koby?

You're a softie. Which I like about you. So I think a non-drunk apology might get me further. Maybe over dinner. I'll cook this time.

[homosexuals]

Even if it's got nothing to do with Koby.

Wow, that obvious, huh? Quick question even though I'm going to say yes - what are your thoughts on poetry?

[that question is koby's fault.]

[holyposition]

I'll hold you to that, Hawk.

Poetry? Sounds more romantic in Italian. Why?

[homosexuals]

Hopefully against you.

[a terrible dad joke. sorry.]

Everything sounds more romantic in Italian. Even when you...you know.

[finish.]

Nothing - just was wondering if you ever dabbled in it.

[holyposition]

When I what?

[ He knows. ]

No, not in poetry. I draw, though.

[homosexuals]

When I get you right to the edge and you beg me to take you over the rest of it. When you're all spent and care barely mumble out anything after. That's when.

You do? I didn't realize I was wooing a man of so many talents. What do you like to draw? Am I allowed to see?

[holyposition]

How's your Italian? Are you sure I'm begging for it? I could be complimenting your cologne.

Just as a hobby. I like drawing people. Faces.

[homosexuals]

My Italian is better than you seem to think.

Oh? Random passerby, or you get friends to pose?

[holyposition]

Well, that's not fair. How am I supposed to tell everyone how great you are in secret?

A little of both. Are you asking for a portrait?