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MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table.
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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Would you be there?

Of course I would.

I would be amenable.

If I were the one in the middle?

Certainly. You deserve such attention.

I think I'd like that. I've never tried.

Nor have I, although it's been mentioned.

I think we'd very much enjoy spoiling you, Tim.

[ Getting horrifically hot and bothered just thinking about it: ]

Maybe you should check with him. Just to make sure. I'm not really getting spoiled if I'm the one arranging everything.

I will write him a proposal.

Do you think he's done it before?

Well, we did, once. We just had someone else in the middle.

It was someone he sees sometimes but isn't serious about. So it was different. Not so emotional.

Someone here?

I have been propositioned thusly before, but I admit I would prefer such a thing to be with with you, first.

Yeah, it was here. Back home...even if we wanted to, it wouldn’t be a good idea. Why let more people know than we have to, when we’re being hunted down?

Looks like you’re more popular than you thought you’d be. I'd like it to be with me and you too, though. I wouldn’t have wanted to be in the middle with the other guy. It's a really vulnerable position, you know?

I understand.

Oh goodness, no! I am not, my sphere of romance is very small.

I imagine so, yes. But with Hawk and I, you would be safe.

You say that, but apparently you have multiple threesomes to choose from.

There wouldn't be a safer place in this manor, than between the two of you. And after...you know, everything. I think it would be good for me.

Oh, nonsense. That was more a theoretical.

You want us to prove our care for you?

And what's this? A promise?

I don't need you to prove it, I believe it. It just feels good to be reminded :)

Yes.

I love you so dearly, Tim. I will remind you of that as often as I can.

I won't get tired of hearing that, either.

I love you too, Harry. It means a lot that I can talk to you about anything. Even fantasies about raising children with three dads on the beach.

Especially crazy fantasies. I'm dreaming big now. No point in doing anything else.

Edited 2025-06-16 21:42 (UTC)

Good, because I'm liable to say it often.

If not now, when? We've been granted a strange chance here.

It's weird. Even after everything that's gone horribly wrong here, it's still given me more hope for the future than I had back home. It took me at my lowest and showed me thst better things are possible, if you're willing to fight for it.