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MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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[achilles]

Well, I’m not dumb enough to shove my dick in your mouth. You’ll bite it off. That gives me two options, and I’m not sure the princess of American politics likes it up the ass.
Do you? I can work with that, you know. Me in one, Embry in the other. Yeah, I think about it. I think the first fantasy I ever had was fucking you on all fours while you ate my brother out.
Princess, you don’t know the kinds of things I’d do to you if you gave me the chance.

[guinegreer]

You're not sure, but you don't know for certain.

[ and she almost hates herself for rising to the bait, too, but she's had a few too many glasses of wine and she's feeling mouthy. ]

You're right, Mr. President, I don't know what you'd do to me.
Which is why you should tell me. [ before she loses her nerve. ]

[achilles]

Maybe she's never tried it.

I want to tie you down to the Resolute desk on your back, and let every member of my Cabinet come fuck your pink pussy. I could auction it even. Some guys would pay top dollar. I certainly would.
Should I keep going?

[guinegreer]

You don’t know the half of what I’ve tried.

Yes. Only because I’m not entirely convinced you haven’t had the same exact idea in mind for someone else. [ a brief pause, before: ]

And I don’t think you could afford this pussy, either.

[achilles]

You could tell me. Just an idea.

Does a fantasy have to be crafted specifically for you to have worth? I took you for a cumslut. Was I wrong?

How much will it cost me? I have pretty deep pockets.

[guinegreer]

If that fantasy involves desecrating a prominent relic of the Oval, then yes.

If you’re willing to pay as much as you say you are, then I don’t think sole proprietary rights for the evening is too much to insist on.

Besides, I’d like to see how long you can last inside me without cumming.

[achilles]

If I’m paying as much as you think I am, wouldn’t I get whatever I want?

Ah, so that’s Greer Galloway’s kink. I should’ve known. My sexual torture.

[guinegreer]

Within reason.

I like to think of it more as well-deserved edging.

[achilles]

Well-deserved? I've been a very good boy.

[guinegreer]

I've seen enough to know that you could use a little denial.

[achilles]

What have you seen? Indulge me.

[guinegreer]

I'm not going to list off every person I saw you stick your dick in the night of that party.

[achilles]

But you were watching? That's interesting.

[guinegreer]

It's not like I had any choice.

[ except she absolutely did. ] You have an impressive ability to take up space.

[achilles]

So do you, Greer Galloway.
I was watching you. I'm not afraid to admit it. You already know that.

[guinegreer]

Maybe I should’ve charged you for the privilege, then.