𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐒

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MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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[ripher]

[ Thank god he got Buffy to teach him how to take a screenshot on this phone. Now to decide whether to tell her the truth.. or not. ]

You don't think it's a little small?

[ Sorry not sorry, Stephen. ]

[nightsung]

And here I thought you were going to be shy. I'm impressed.

There are training kits with bigger sizes, of course. Or dilators, if you'd like just one versatile toy.

[ripher]

Perhaps you could have some delivered to my room? The larger the better.

What's your personal favourite?

[nightsung]

I'd be happy to. I'm glad you're so eager.

My old company made some lovely ones out of obsidian. Beautiful for root and sacral work.

[ripher]

Fascinating. And they feel comfortable, even made out of rock?

[nightsung]

Oh, of course. They're very smooth, and have a pleasant weight to them. Cold at first, but they warm quickly.

[ripher]

I can see why you might like them. I imagine they look rather fetching as well, especially on you. In you?

[nightsung]

Would you like to see?

[ripher]

If I may be so bold, yes, I would love to see.

nsfw link

[nightsung]

[ attached, about ten minutes later: video.mp4 ]

Feels nice. I imagine your cock would feel nicer.

[ripher]

[ Good lord.

After a brief ethical struggle: ]

I'm sure Stephen would enjoy that very much. Unfortunately, I'm not him. Though now I wish I were.

[nightsung]

Ah. Who do I have the pleasure of speaking to?

Hopefully not the type to get a girl worked up and leave her high and dry. [ Or high and wet, as it were. ]

[ripher]

Rupert Giles. I believe we've met. [ Briefly, over breakfast, or at one of the parties. ]

I do try to be a gentleman where possible. Can I offer my help?

[nightsung]

You might apologize to Stephen for the delivery he's about to receive. [ Because yes, she is that fast. ]

But first, tell me which hole to fill next. [ Her mouth, her cunt. ] And whether I should fill it with fingers or toys.

[ripher]

That beautiful pussy deserves some attention, I think. From your fingers this time. Can you feel it from inside, being filled from behind?

[nightsung]

[ Slower, as she types one-handed: taking time to circle her clit before sliding two long fingers between her lips. ]

Mm.

Feels full, but not full enough.

[ripher]

[ He's new to this -- dating people, fucking strangers, sexting -- and it's remarkably difficult to stay focused. ]

Greedy girl. You clearly need something more satisfying.

[nightsung]

Yes. Would you show me what I'm missing?

[ripher]

[ This, he can do. After a minute or so he sends a photo of his lap: trousers undone, sweater rucked up onto his belly, hard uncut cock loosely held in his hand. ]

[nightsung]

That worked up while impersonating your friend? How naughty of you.

[ripher]

I was suitably inspired. I've never been more grateful for a case of mistaken identity.

[nightsung]

And I suppose I'm lucky I misdialed a man with a clever mouth and a handsome cock.

I always like to taste a man before I ride him, you know. Feel the shape of him on my tongue.

[ripher]

You know, we might only be a few rooms away from each other. It would be a shame not to take advantage of your good luck. And we are all suppose to be enjoying ourselves here.

[nightsung]

Mm, you're right. I can't tell you how tempted I am, but I might need to check on your friend first, now that I've sent that gift basket his way.

[ripher]

I should tell you that he hasn't done anything to deserve it. He's really not that interesting. He collects model trains.