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[saltburntmods]

MISFIRES

a rambunctious duo in salt has stuck their nose where they shouldn't and now you can all reap the rewards! this is a MISFIRES meme. post a header for your character, and receive accidental texts from your local saltburntian guests. nudes, nasties, confessions of a certain persuasion? things you'd otherwise never write or send? they're all on the table. (meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[homosexuals]

No. I mean - I was good at tennis. That was before I fucked up the knee and inched closer to forty. Now everyone's pushing retirement and coaching.

What about you? Twelve isn't that grown - not grown enough to be working in that environment. What would you do? If you could do anything, I mean.

He is a good guy. It's part of the reason I - well, that I liked him so much. Enough to think we had something special going. But I should have seen the signs, and I don't want to push him. I never wanted that. And if he's happier with someone else...then he should be with Harry.

[kobes]

oh, yeah. guess i didn't think about that.
being forty's cool though. that's like the hottest age.

[is he helping?]

i'm not twelve ANYMORE.
i turned twenty last month, thank u very much.
and i dunno, is there something better than going to crazy parties and hanging out with hot, rich people?
that's kinda my whole skill set.

oh my god.
you're both stupid. affectionately.
teo's like composing sad poetry about you, dumbass.
i don't think "special" is off the table.

[homosexuals]

I dunno about that, but Tim doesn't seem to mind either.

No. But you were once, and that's time you don't get back.

I got lucky with my mom - dad passed when I was young. She accepted everything about me, and she protected me from anyone trying to take advantage. You seem like a smart, perceptive young man. And I think partying among hot, sometimes vapid, and definitely sketchy rich people isn't the only thing you'd be good at.

Sorry. I sound like I'm giving you an old guy lecture, don't I?

...Poetry? I didn't think he'd be interested in anything like that. Well, thanks for the tip. I'm not - closing myself off to anything, you know? But I don't want to push him.

[kobes]

he doesn’t. trust me.

yeah, well, my childhood was shit, me and everyone on the planet. it’s fine, i’m not like
deeply horribly traumatized or whateverrrrrr
happier being an adult.

well. maybe not everyone’s childhood.
you still talk to her? your mom?

nah, that was a solid middle-aged guy lecture, at the oldest 😝
you're sweet, y'know.
but i know what i’m good at, hawkins.
old dog, new tricks.
i’ll be making money like this for a good long while, til i lose my looks, at least.

yeah, sure, “poetry”
longass whiny texts at three am when he misses u rocking his world 🙄🙄🙄
push. i’m telling you as his bestie: push.