ask me anything meme

[dictator]

ASK ME ANYTHING

post your character with a brief AMA plug in the header (i.e., 'i ate my twin in the womb AMA')— people respond with questions, judgement, jokes galore. comment around, thread hop, and react as you see fit!
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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once fucked the president of france, his wife, and his daughter ama

[multiverse]

[ghostface]

Ever fucked a vice president?

( he's got one in mind, even. )

[multiverse]

Some. Vice presidents are always good to practice on.

( after a beat, )

Not who you're thinking of, though.

[guitarpicks]

Did the press have a field day?

[multiverse]

Eddie, my Eddie. I'd never let myself be found out, don't be so silly.

[guitarpicks]

Figured I'd ask. Who was the best? Or the most memorable?

[multiverse]

The daughter. Such a giver. Lovely hipbones.

[guitarpicks]

More giving than me?

[multiverse]

Not sure. It's been so long, I can hardly remember.

[vdovy]

At the same time?

[multiverse]

Near enough that there were surely some Oedipal consequences to my actions. Plus a niece or two.

[vdovy]

What, were you trying to get a bloodline bingo?

[multiverse]

I think I was in need of enrichment. And I loved their little dog.

[vdovy]

That's fair. I love dogs too.

Did any of them ever invite you to a family gathering? That would be so funny.

[multiverse]

Christmas was certainly interesting. I have fond memories of the duck they served.

[cholesterol]

At the same time?