ask me anything meme

[dictator]

ASK ME ANYTHING

post your character with a brief AMA plug in the header (i.e., 'i ate my twin in the womb AMA')— people respond with questions, judgement, jokes galore. comment around, thread hop, and react as you see fit!
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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genetically bred to be the messiah, ama

[dictator]

@LOVECOOK

[scone]

What the hell does that mean?

i'm a pink werewolf, ama

[wicka]

[ghostface]

Does the fur match the drapes?

been around the multiverse, ama.

[medals]

[buio]

Which one is the worst?

i caused the K–Pg extinction, ama

[viver]

[temujackie]

The thing that killed the dinosaurs?

abandoned by god 3 times and counting, ama

[ghostface]

[temporicide]

Would you bring the god back if you could?

survived two attempts on my life meant to make me look like the killer, ama

[maoa]

[ghostface]

Sounds like someone did a shitty job framing you, then. Or was that part of the master plan? Stage a bunch of grisly murders, get you in the area, and make your death look self-inflicted?

sold my virginity to my fairy godmother for magic ama

[hislittleflower]

[temporicide]

How strict about the definition of virginity was she?

i got my powers from an eldritch being, ama

[longlegs]

[ghostface]

What'd yours look like?

my family killed god and now my bloodline is cursed, ama

[temporicide]

[dead_tongue]

Do you put that on your Tinder bio?

I have severe daddy issues ama

[ragesagainsttheodds]

[wicka]

[ omg same bestie— ]

What d'you mean?

I'm the only normal one here AMA

[buio]

[longlegs]

What is that like?

former third party president of the united states, ama

[achilles]

[temporicide]

Please. I need to know about Area 51.

the red viper, and the mad prince of dorne, ama

[adorne]

[vermax]

And why do they call you mad?

the first coming of marvel jesus, ama

[babyknife]

[solarcell]

...what's a marvel jesus?

fallen angel that helped stop the apocalypse and then subsequently started another one, ama

[dirtytrenchcoat]

[dead_tongue]

What kind of apocalypses?

...was the first one Y2K?

once fucked the president of france, his wife, and his daughter ama

[multiverse]

[ghostface]

Ever fucked a vice president?

( he's got one in mind, even. )

i've been living in the canadian rockies for over a year, ama

[temujackie]

[buio]

I've always wanted to go there. What's it like?

got to put reality show training to the test irl, ama

[fatblunt]

[cholesterol]

like unreal?

won the presidency as a republican and came out to my constituents during my acceptance speech, ama

[hymen]

[multiverse]

Did TMZ have a field day? I can almost picture the magazine covers.

once raised a whole buffalo heard on my own, ama.

[pikuni]

[buio]

What are they like compared to dairy cows?

drilled a hole into hell and let evil touch the world, ama.

[anfear]

[cholesterol]

Sounds like when Prometheus gave the world fire.

have all the best drug hook ups, ama

[doped]

[katharma]

Got anything you'd recommend?

worked for joe mccarthy, ama

[holyposition]

[temujackie]

[ well if no one else is going to ask ]

Who's Joe McCarthy?

separated from my (evil) twin at age 1 and raised by the future pirate king, ama

[redforce]

[scone]

There's two of you?

stabbed the first guy i ever loved, once fought a god, loves the ice capades, ama

[bronze]

[medals]

Is it really love if we don't have to stab them at least once?