ask me anything meme

[dictator]

ASK ME ANYTHING

post your character with a brief AMA plug in the header (i.e., 'i ate my twin in the womb AMA')— people respond with questions, judgement, jokes galore. comment around, thread hop, and react as you see fit!
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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once raised a whole buffalo heard on my own, ama.

[pikuni]

[buio]

What are they like compared to dairy cows?

[pikuni]

Bigger. Funnier. More trusting.

[buio]

When you're telling them to load up do they turn around suddenly and raise their head and eyeball you? That always scared the shit outta me.

[pikuni]

They mostly did what I wanted, except when they were brats.

[buio]

Sounds like cows. You're gonna make me miss them.

[pikuni]

You should. I miss mine, especially that first year I had them.

[buio]

I do, sometimes. I miss their smell. Is that weird?

[wicka]

Why'd you do that?

[pikuni]

They needed me. They had nothing else to raise them.

[wicka]

Sure, but. What do you do with them.

[ghostface]

When are you gonna teach me how to raise a baby buffalo, uncle?

[pikuni]

It's not something you teach, is it? It's something you have to want.

[ghostface]

A very uncle thing to say.

[pikuni]

Fatherhood is like running very fast, but the ground is slippery, and you are also out of breath. The buffalo were nicer to my hair and my back, but it wasn't all that different. You have to want them to live, you have to want to work at it.

[ghostface]

I used to have a goat. Buffalo ain't goat, but it's the same idea. ( speaking of animals, ) Do you wanna meet Bruce Quillis?