ask me anything meme

[dictator]

ASK ME ANYTHING

post your character with a brief AMA plug in the header (i.e., 'i ate my twin in the womb AMA')— people respond with questions, judgement, jokes galore. comment around, thread hop, and react as you see fit!
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[temporicide]

But if you make fun of me I'll take away your allowance.

[buio]

Aw cmon, how else am I gonna buy 5 cent lollies—

[temporicide]

When I was your age we walked uphill both ways to shoplift our candy!

[buio]

Yeah? In the snow?

[temporicide]

Alaskan tundra snow, at that. There are polar bears. My sister shot one once.

[buio]

Holy shit. She got it?

[temporicide]

From the back of a moving truck bed. We were all yelling.

Well, I was yelling.

[buio]

Is that legal?

[temporicide]

The shooting part, 'cause it was coming at us, that was okay. But kids on a truck bed, probably not.

You know how rural places are, though, right? Nearest staties were two hours away.

[buio]

Nah, I know. (#farmlife)

Your sister is a badass.

[temporicide]

She is. She's a trauma surgeon, so she goes kind of cool in an emergency, you know? Her whole world gets clear. She knows what to do to make it better.

I don't know how people like her do that.

[buio]

Neither. She should write a book or something so we can all learn how to be like that.

[temporicide]

I have a hypothesis, actually. But it's a little prejudiced. So don't tell anyone.

[ Ominously, and yet, ]

I think it has to do with her being really short. Either you have to be really calm or really strong because people are like, oh, you're five feet tall? I'm not scared of you.