ask me anything meme

[dictator]

ASK ME ANYTHING

post your character with a brief AMA plug in the header (i.e., 'i ate my twin in the womb AMA')— people respond with questions, judgement, jokes galore. comment around, thread hop, and react as you see fit!
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

yeah, i've done your fucked up kink for cash. no, your broke ass can't afford my rates, ama

[haggle]

[maoa]

Do assholes get charged more, or are they barred from even asking?

[ she hopes it’s the latter. ]

[haggle]

Yeah, sure. 200% luxury tax on being a fucking prick.

( a laissez-faire shrug — )

Depends on the flavor of asshole. We talking classic vanilla jerk, or worse?

[maoa]

[ she considers for a moment. ]

Classic, let’s say.

[temporicide]

Do you get to make friends with other people who do kinks for cash? Or is it kind of wary?

[haggle]

( pointedly: )

— You ever see dogs throw down over roadkill?

[temporicide]

Oh. Um-hum, too many times. Which is crazy, 'cause up north, we get a lot of roadkill, and it don't even have money like they do in the city.

[fatblunt]

Any that were less fucked up and more just funny or weird?

[advertising]

Took me longer than I'd like to admit to realize what ama meant.

How are you doing?