ask me anything meme

[dictator]

ASK ME ANYTHING

post your character with a brief AMA plug in the header (i.e., 'i ate my twin in the womb AMA')— people respond with questions, judgement, jokes galore. comment around, thread hop, and react as you see fit!
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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checked a text while driving and now I've died over a million times, ama

[rehandle]

[multiverse]

The optics on that seem terrible. Did you have your seat belt buckled?

[rehandle]

I did. It did a great job under the circumstances actually, props to Lamborghini.

[multiverse]

Stephen, no offense intended, I could probably picture you in the front seat of a Jeep before I ever would've placed you in a Lamborghini. Did you have a fashionable Italian haircut at the time?

[rehandle]

Only a little taken. It was a Huracán Grigio Lynx to be specific, and I'll thank you to leave my hair out of this.

[multiverse]

I had no idea you were so materialistic. I've been rendered speechless.

[dead_tongue]

Why are you so bad at life?

[rehandle]

Okay, Glass Half Empty. One might argue I'm great at life. How many times have you survived dying?

[dead_tongue]

My own or other people's? 'Cause if it's just how many times have I felt death and lived it's like... I dunno. Hundreds.

But if it's "Iggy how many times have you driven off a cliff" it's zero.

[buio]

What was your 69th death.

[rehandle]

Nice.

And that's a great question but tragically they're all a bit of a blur. At a guess it was either atomisation, being impaled with many man-sized spikes of mystery rock, or squashed under the giant fist of a very angry extradimensional overlord.

[buio]

Huh.

I guess it's probably a good thing you can't really remember each one. It'd probably make you go insane.

[interpersonally]

I don't even know where to start.

[cholesterol]

Met all the Death's. One loved his fast food. The other one is why I lost my best friend. Had it coming, technically, I'm the one who broke in to read the book.