ask me anything meme

[dictator]

ASK ME ANYTHING

post your character with a brief AMA plug in the header (i.e., 'i ate my twin in the womb AMA')— people respond with questions, judgement, jokes galore. comment around, thread hop, and react as you see fit!
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[dead_tongue]

Which god?

[bronze]

Her name's Glory. Kind of a total bitch.

[dead_tongue]

Glory.

That's the worst name for a god I've ever heard. That's a baby name, not a deity's.

[bronze]

( laughing. what a breath of fresh air!!! )

You think so? Maybe they were out of stock at the cool names store.

[dead_tongue]

Yeah, a god should be like... Amun-Ra, or Inanna, or like... Zeus. So that if you go, "all hail!" it sounds cool.

"All Hail Glory!" is like. Ew.

[bronze]

Ha, well. I think she was less interested in worship than she was in destruction — though she definitely had a bunch of brainless lackeys too.

Okay, here's a question. If you were the god of something, what would you be the god of?

[dead_tongue]

Still lame.

Oh! I've thought about this! I couldn't be a big god, like not a creator god or god of the underworld or whatever. I'd be a smaller one, like one closer to the people. So I think I'd be like... the God of Orgasm. Not because I'm so sexy - although, duh - but because like, how the French call it 'the little death'? That's totally me: the intersection between sex and death. It's my whole thing, whether I want it to be or not.

[bronze]

( why does "the intersection between sex and death" hit so hard actually 😔 )

Buddy, I've never understood you more. I would've given you a way nicer one, though. Like — smiles! God of Smiles.

[dead_tongue]

Every so often I say something that makes sense. Totally by accident, usually.

Awww! Thank you! I'd make you the Goddess of Boss Babes, maybe.