ask me anything meme

[dictator]

ASK ME ANYTHING

post your character with a brief AMA plug in the header (i.e., 'i ate my twin in the womb AMA')— people respond with questions, judgement, jokes galore. comment around, thread hop, and react as you see fit!
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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formerly brainwashed assassin who killed jfk, ama

[restored]

[dead_tongue]

Oh my god, and you let that John Wilkes Booth guy take the fall?!

[restored]

Lee Harvey Oswald. You're about a hundred years out. I didn't get much of a say in any of it though, what with the whole brainwashing thing.

[dead_tongue]

Oh. Well, whatever, I'm not good with foreign affairs or whatever.

But that's true. That sucks so bad for you! How long did it last?

[restored]

He was Lincoln's assassin, so close enough.

[No it's not. But, multiverse. He's not about to hold it over the guy.]

Seventy years, give or take. I wasn't awake for it all though.

[dead_tongue]

Ohhhh. Oh, wow. Okay, I was off a bit.

...how are you young if you're so old? Oh my god. Are you a vampire? Vampires killed JFK!

[restored]

Nazi experimentation.

[Okay, maybe some context would help here.]

I was a soldier in World War 2 before I got caught and experimented on. Between that and getting shoved into cryostasis whenever I wasn't needed, I somehow made it to 108.

[dead_tongue]

Oh. Oh, wow.

Uhm. Thanks. For your service before the whole... nazi thing.