ask me anything meme

[dictator]

ASK ME ANYTHING

post your character with a brief AMA plug in the header (i.e., 'i ate my twin in the womb AMA')— people respond with questions, judgement, jokes galore. comment around, thread hop, and react as you see fit!
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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i also got my powers from an eldritch god but they're not as impressive, ama.

[duracells]

[kobes]

Do they know one another? Is there an unspoken eldritch god competition?

[duracells]

It's the same god. I meant my powers aren't as impressive as some she's given to others.

[kobes]

Oh, I see. Are they fish-related?

[duracells]

My powers?

[kobes]

Yes. I thought there might be a...fish connection or. Something.

[read: he wants there to be a fish connection 😔]

[duracells]

[ neon exists to disappoint. ]

Nothing to do with fish. [ a beat. ] Not directly, anyway. I guess specific circumstances could thread that needle.

[kobes]

Hm. What are your powers then? If you'd like to share, of course.

[duracells]

Are you going to add this to your chart?

[hislittleflower]

A Great Old One?

...do you do the tentacle thing too?

[duracells]

You know, I've never asked. She looks young? If that means anything.

[ by young he means about his age, before he became temporarily immortal. ]

I don't do the tentacle thing, no. But I can make that cooler. Or less cool, but that's less fun.

[hislittleflower]

Unfortunately not. My experience with eldritch beings is that they often take many forms and employ various illusions. Sometimes they appear utterly innocuous before turning their subjects mad.

So...you're a wizard?

[duracells]

[ well, that's potentially a lot of checked boxes. none of his colleagues have gone mad yet though, though saber could maybe contest that claim. ]

Definitely not a wizard. I'm more like a... battery?

[hislittleflower]

[ Local medieval woman has no clue about modern technology. ]

Oh.

...is it difficult to train to be a battery?

[duracells]

[ bless. ]

It's... I mean, sort of? I guess it's kind of relative.

[hislittleflower]

Oh. Well, congratulations, clever you!

[duracells]

Uh. Yeah, thanks.

[ unsure if this is pity or sarcasm or something else, but he's just gonna take it as a compliment, as he rarely experiences those when it comes to his abilities. ]

So you also have experience with eldritch beings?

[cholesterol]

wtf, do you grow on trees?

[duracells]

Two's not a very high number.

[ there are more than two of them. ]

[cholesterol]

Two's not, but I bet you're not the only two. Eldritch god does anything, he's not only doing it twice.

[duracells]

She.

[cholesterol]

She. Love a modern Eldritch god. You ask for your extra specialness or did she give it freely?

[duracells]

We made an exchange.

[cholesterol]

Let me guess. Just a trifle really. Your soul?

[duracells]

My soul is still mine. Decent guess, though.