ask me anything meme

[dictator]

ASK ME ANYTHING

post your character with a brief AMA plug in the header (i.e., 'i ate my twin in the womb AMA')— people respond with questions, judgement, jokes galore. comment around, thread hop, and react as you see fit!
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[diarists]

Nah, I'm more of a kick and run kinda girl. If there's a bat involved, I'm useless.

[holyposition]

Are you sure? I've found hitting things with a bat to be a fun way to get some frustration out.

[diarists]

Better or worse than burning them?

[holyposition]

Depends. Bat is better for metal and plastics, obviously. And glass, too, if you want a shatter instead of a melt.

[diarists]

I guess I wouldn't mind shattering a few things.

[holyposition]

Maybe it would help calm you down. So you can come back out of the woods.

[diarists]

I'm calm, I'm just in the woods.

[holyposition]

Well, we miss you back there.

[diarists]

Who's "we"? You and Harry are probably the only ones.

[holyposition]

That's not enough? You don't want to see Harry when he's got his feelings hurt. He looks like a kicked puppy.

I know it's complicated with the girls from your team. But they don't hate you as much as you think.

[diarists]

Don't say that, jeez.

They probably hate me more, yeah.

[holyposition]

Surprisingly effective puppy eyes for a man his age. Don't underestimate him.

Melissa said she'd be willing to hear you out.

[diarists]

He kinda looks like a really sad sheep, sometimes.

[a beat.]

Really. After everything?

[holyposition]

Less so, after he dealt with the muttonchops.

Yeah. She told me you shot her?

[diarists]

Yeah, those were a lot. I mean, he kinda pulled them off, but I seriously don't think anyone else could.

I didn't shoot her. I shot at her. It didn't even hit her.

[holyposition]

They were kind of cute. I like the beard, though.

Okay...why did you try to shoot at her?

[diarists]

I think you're kinda biased.

Cause I was mad.

[holyposition]

Am not.

What did she do?

[diarists]

Yeah, you're like madly in love or whatever.

[a pause.] It's hard to explain. I just got so angry.

[holyposition]

Well, not with the muttonchops.

I'm not judging you for it, if you wanted to try.

[diarists]

It's hard to explain. There was this -- woman. And she kept talking about her kid and Mel was so...sympathetic. Sad about it.

[and if she's sad for hannah, that means there's less sadness for shauna, obviously.]

[holyposition]

But not about your son. She got over it, but you were still grieving. Do I have it right?

[diarists]

Everyone got over it.