ask me anything meme

[dictator]

ASK ME ANYTHING

post your character with a brief AMA plug in the header (i.e., 'i ate my twin in the womb AMA')— people respond with questions, judgement, jokes galore. comment around, thread hop, and react as you see fit!
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[buio]

New Zealand.

[temujackie]

[ she totally knows where that is ]

Cool. You don't like it?

[buio]

It's fine but I've been here my whole life. Would be cool to see something different.

[temujackie]

I used to feel the same way about my town.

[ oh! ]

I mean, technically we're in England. I guess that's different.

[buio]

Yeah, true. Though I wouldn't have picked England.

[temujackie]

And it's not like we can go sightseeing either.

[ so maybe it doesn't really count ]

[buio]

Yeah, what's up with that?

[temujackie]

Guess we have everything we need here.

[buio]

Yeah right. I need to go to work on Monday. Can't do that from here, can I.

[temujackie]

[ haha, wait ]

You have a job?

[buio]

I'm thirty years old.

[temujackie]

[ pfft ]

Right, right, right. It just seems so weird imagining people here with actual jobs, I think I kind of forgot that's how life works.

[buio]

Right.

Well, when I don't show up I'm probably gonna get fired so I guess I won't have a job for much longer.

[temujackie]

No. I doubt it.

[ she's about to say more weird shit about the house ]

[buio]

(Ptolemais can feel it coming. She sighs, so loud.)

Explain?

[temujackie]

Well when I got here, my friends had already been here for two months but I didn't remember them being gone at all. And another one of us was here, left a few months ago, and just came back, and she didn't remember being here the first time or any of us being gone. So clearly something is freaky with the, like, time stream. Maybe time moves much, much more slowly back home, so when we go back it'll be like we never left.

[buio]

(Ptolemais is silent a moment, processing this. Slotting everything into place.)

Okay.

I mean — that would be preferable. If it were true.

[temujackie]

I can't prove anything, but I'm not lying.

[buio]

I'm not saying you are, I think this place is fucking lying.

[temujackie]

Hey, that's an improvement.

[ from last time :) remember? ]