ask me anything meme

[dictator]

ASK ME ANYTHING

post your character with a brief AMA plug in the header (i.e., 'i ate my twin in the womb AMA')— people respond with questions, judgement, jokes galore. comment around, thread hop, and react as you see fit!
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[bronze]

Word on the street is he deserves it a lot. Well — I can't really judge, either. If I ever like a boy, chances are he has some horrible, unforgivable background that makes him brood and pout a lot.

[medals]

Same.

[except Eddie, who has never done a single thing wrong in his life. however,] He doesn't deserve it a lot. He just likes attention.

[bronze]

Maybe you should get him a bell? So he can ring it when he wants attention.

[medals]

His problem is that he wants attention from people who want to kill him.

[bronze]

Oh. ( is she accidentally talking about spike )

Maybe therapy, then? Or — here's an idea — big, big handcuffs. Around a radiator.

[medals]

[ #fuckboyproblems ]

I could put a leash on him, I guess. I did that once, for a while.

[bronze]

Oh.

Did that ... does that work? Like. As a solution.

[medals]

He got tetchy after a while, and then horny, and then tetchy again.

[bronze]

Jem, you've given me a lot to think about.

[medals]

You want one of those stretchy dog leads, I think. The kind you can kind of snap to a stop!