ask me anything meme

[dictator]

ASK ME ANYTHING

post your character with a brief AMA plug in the header (i.e., 'i ate my twin in the womb AMA')— people respond with questions, judgement, jokes galore. comment around, thread hop, and react as you see fit!
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

Comments

[holyposition]

Chocolate or vanilla?

[mygoodsir]

Chocolate.

Is it even a contest?

[holyposition]

I like vanilla!

What about fruit?

[mygoodsir]

Better than chocolate? Oh, Tim.

...if I say lemons and limes are you going to find that funny?

[holyposition]

Vanilla bean ice cream. Creme brulee. Cheesecake.

No, I won't. But they don't go well with chocolate. I was thinking about cake. For your birthday.

[mygoodsir]

I counter with: chocolate.

What? For me? (And I like raspberries very much.)

[holyposition]

It's not that I don't like it. Just not as much.

I'm not making Devon a cake for your birthday.

[mygoodsir]

I see. I love you all the same.

Well, no, of course not. ...I wasn't aware you two were well acquainted.

[holyposition]

I wouldn't say well acquainted. He came to my bible study a few times, though.

[mygoodsir]

Devon did.

My Devon? The cheeky little twink?

[holyposition]

[ 'My' Devon irks more than it ought to... ]

We only have the one here.

[mygoodsir]

Sorry, I just have a hard time picturing it.

I'm glad you get along! [Meanwhile Harry is just delighted when his hot young things are friendly to one another ok.]

[holyposition]

Of course we get along. I don't want to start any drama, I've got enough of it as is.

[mygoodsir]

Darling you never start drama.

[holyposition]

Harry.

[mygoodsir]

Tim.

[holyposition]

I know you're inclined to see the best in me, but I do have enough self awareness to know that isn't true.

[mygoodsir]

It is possible I've been accused of being blinded by my love for you.

...alright, maybe you start a little tiny bit of drama. Sometimes.

[holyposition]

By who?

[mygoodsir]

Does it matter?

[holyposition]

Yes! Even if it were true, that wouldn't be anyone's business.

[mygoodsir]

Well, Tim, no offense meant, but I don't think I'm particularly adept at hiding my feelings for you.

[holyposition]

None taken at all. But still. You're perfectly rational about it.

[mygoodsir]

Tim.

[holyposition]

Okay. Except for the arson.