𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓

[pronounce]

what a month! this is texts from last night.
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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tim laughlin | fellow travelers

[holyposition]

1. I should stop calling him daddy, we've argued more in the last 2 months than I ever have with my actual father.

2. I don't care anymore. The chapel's already ruined from all the murders, if you really want an uncomfortable place to have sex, go right ahead.

3. You can come to mine or I can go to yours. Aemond will judge me either way.

4. I was on his lap to stay warm, because they made me wear a costume with no pants!

5. text him!

3.

[forzare]

Look. Just scream his name really really loud, he'll either go away or join in. Problem solved.

[holyposition]

Harry! Absolutely not. I want to stay focused on you.

[forzare]

Then why are you talking about Aemond at a time like this, huh?

[holyposition]

Because he's giving me grief about having a "gentleman caller"

In case you were wanting to keep this under the radar.

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[dead_tongue]

you are such an interesting man.

not to be an armchair psychologist, but what did you argue about with your dad?

[holyposition]

Nothing much, that's the point. He was furious when I quit my job, but that's not a recurring issue.

[dead_tongue]

why was he mad about that?

[holyposition]

I worked for Senator McCarthy. He was really proud of it.

[dead_tongue]

gross, politicians.

wait

[Give him a minute, he'll get there.]

was that the guy who like thought everyone was a gay communist or whatever?

[holyposition]

[ God help him. ]

Close enough. He was trying to clear communists and homosexuals from the government.

[dead_tongue]

yeah! there was like, a Hollywood blacklist and stuff, right? we didn't really get that as much where I'm from, but man it sounds scary.

quitting put you on the right side of history with that one at least. gosh.

kinda glad you're not arguing with your bf or whatever about communism.

[holyposition]

we're arguing about religion, which is worse.

[dead_tongue]

ohhhhh yeah

because you're uhm
kinda
hardcore?

is he an atheist or something?

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[hymen]

sorry for ruining your lame safe space to get weird with god

[holyposition]

I'm not blaming you. But it's ruined all the same.

And you're not the only one who died there, either.

[hymen]

[ the FUCK do you mean it's not all about him?? ]

i would be more comfortable if you blamed me

who else?

[holyposition]

I'm sure you would.

Father Keane.

[hymen]

is this another "maybe it's danny, maybe it's maybelline?"

anyway i thought fathers liked churches

[holyposition]

Do you not pay attention? It was Eddie, during that awful game.

He got me too, so you were right. Congratulations.

[hymen]

there's actually a cut-off to the amount of time i can dedicate to paying attention to other people's problems now, tim. i'm not getting paid to be the vice president anymore.

really shitty of you to choose this exact thing to finally give me an "i told you so" moment over. how the hell am i supposed to cash in without looking like an asshole? fuck you.

sorry eddie tried to kill you. has he said anything to you?

[holyposition]

I know you were dead for most of it, but that game was everyone's problem. Why are you worried about looking like an asshole all of a sudden?

No. Not yet. Hawk decked him at the party, I think that was probably enough.

[hymen]

maybe god told me to straighten up when i hit the pearly gates.

i'd say it wasn't really his fault, but he's close with those other freaks. so it probably was his fault.

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[achilles]

Oh, I believe you.

( the face of a man who does not believe you )

[holyposition]

It feels like you don't.

It's cold down there, it's underground.