𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓

[pronounce]

what a month! this is texts from last night.
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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[peasant]

Nikolai didn't tip you off to that?

( real coping with your bestie's disappearance is shit-talking. )

If you want to hear something truly frightening, he's the best hope Ravka has for the future.
We have a shortage of everything, including decent men.

[money]

oh yeah
i kinda forgot he was the guy in charge

( made a king hold her purse 😔 sigh )

i say you steal the crown while he’s sleeping, empty the royal vaults, and then go on vacation for the rest of your life on some tropical island with a lot of margaritas and shirtless men cutting open coconuts or something

[peasant]

That sounds more like your future.
You've already got the shirtless manservants part down.

( some women get all the luck fr )

If you're going to ask them to split coconuts for you, ask them to do it with their bare hands.
I think everyone in the manor would thank you for it.

[money]

you know, i never tell them to take their shirts off
not that i'm complaining

( even koby's getting kinda, when he bothers being shirtless around her (rare) like a good bestie should )

god don't give zoro any ideas
he just got off his squashing watermelons with his thighs thing