𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐈 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑

[money]

NEVER HAVE I EVER

it's a sleepover, and you're all invited. this is never have i ever, and the rules are simple: icly comment with your character and a "never have i ever", people respond with judgement, jokes, or in the event they've done what you haven't, a shot of alcohol. comment around, thread hop, and react as you see fit!
(meme threads aren't game canon, but they're not not game canon either, right)

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[chokedout]

[This face??]

You're dating me, after all. Am I not fun on campus?

[wicka]

Depends on your definition of fun?

[ ... which. Is definitely the same as Teddie's. ]

Yeah, he's fun.

[chokedout]

Damn right he must be.

[wicka]

Wanna guess what else he does for fun?

[chokedout]

Does it bruise his knees?

[wicka]

[ He covers his own mouth for a second, slides it down his jaw like he's smoothing it out. ]

I mean, not for long.

[chokedout]

Tell me more, tell me more.

["Is he like me, a bit of a whore?"]

[wicka]

[ Hmm.

Hmmmm. ]

How about... you keep playing. And I'll drink for him.

[chokedout]

Blow job in a public place. Hand job in a theatre. Almost fell into the toilet during a club bathroom hookup.

[wicka]

[ Oh, three in a row for him too? Okay.

He drinks once, twice. None for the third. Wiping the corners of his lips, ]

How do you almost fall into the toilet?

[chokedout]

[The stupidest smile:]

You get too drunk and trust your toes too much. Now I'm always an "up against the door" kinda guy.

[wicka]

... Yeah, sounds about right. [ Oh, Theo. ] I mean, maybe that's happened to him too, just not with me.

[chokedout]

Well, when you see him next - you can be nosy and say I was asking.

[wicka]

You mean if he shows up here?

[chokedout]

Yeah, or if you turn around and head home. Which I'm sure is probably preferable.

[wicka]

[ Lips relax, then he offers a delayed nod. He looks down at his glass. ]

Well, yeah. But then I wouldn't be able to tell you his answer.

[chokedout]

I feel like I'd know. Through the ether, or something.

[wicka]

Uh-huh. [ Dork. ] Can I ask you something?

[chokedout]

Yeah, sure. What is it?

[wicka]

Who was your first?

[chokedout]

First-first?

[wicka]

[ A soft shrug. ]

Yeah.

[chokedout]

It was with the guy I thought was everything. He didn't value me quite the same.

[Sry for the bummer reply, babe.]

His name was Wil. He ended up killing me.

[wicka]

[ Pause. He's staring, worried. Wondering if 1. he heard that right, 2. Theo means it literally. ]

That's the guy who cursed you?

[chokedout]

Yeah. Traded me for immortality, only I jinxed it a bit by being a fool who believed he wouldn't do it.

[And inadvertently put in half the curse - "I want to be with him forever". Whoops.]

I used to love him. Now I hate him.